Wild Things (1998)

Matt Dillon: Sam Lombardo

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• Suzie : Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison.

  Sam : P-oison...

  Suzie : Good guess.

  [Lets lose the sail rigging hitting Sam in the head and flinging him overboard] 

• Sam : I was, until yesterday, a guidance counselor at Blue Bay High School. A student there is accusing me of rape.

  Kenneth Bowden : Male or female?

  Sam : The student is Kelly Van Ryan.

  Kenneth Bowden : As in Sandra Van Ryan?

  Sam : As in I'm fucked.

• Kelly Van Ryan : Jesus. Where'd she get those shoes? "Whores for less"?

  [Suzie gives her the finger and flicks her tongue] 

  Sam : Nice to see you kids getting along.

• Sam : Hello, Kelly.

  Kelly Van Ryan : Drop dead. You know how my mom's paying you off? She's breaking my trust. I can't touch it until she's dead, and now she's breaking it to pay you.

  Sam : I'm sorry, Kelly.

  Kelly Van Ryan : Why don't you start fucking her again! You can spend it together! I hate you!

  [Kelly swings her binder at Sam, hitting his trophy, it falls to the floor and breaks] 

  Kelly Van Ryan : I fucking hate you, you son of a bitch! I fucking hate you!

• Kelly Van Ryan : Whooo, it worked! we screwed the bitch!

  [Kelly kisses Sam] 

  Kelly Van Ryan : It worked just like you said. What's wrong?

  Sam : You scared the shit out of me. What's wrong, is you're coming here. That's what's wrong. Are you fuckin' crazy?

  Kelly Van Ryan : Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.

• Sam : [Ken is wearing a neck brace]  What do you do to your neck?

  Kenneth Bowden : Oh, this? I don't have to wear it all the time.

  [looks out the window and takes it off] 

  Kenneth Bowden : There was an insurance guy around here earlier.

• Kelly Van Ryan : [in a voice laden with sexual innuendo, as she and Nicole prepares to wash Sam's Jeep]  So where's your hose, Mr. Lombardo?

  Sam : The hose, Kelly, is right in front of my Jeep.

• Sam : [while taking off Kelly Van Ryan's knickers]  Guidance counselors get to find out all sorts of interesting things.

• Sam : After tonight, the three of us are not to be seen together ever again.

  Kelly Van Ryan : After tonight?

• Sam : We've gotta stop. I'm gonna cum.

  Kelly Van Ryan : That never seemed to worry you out at the Glades.

• Sam : I'm innocent, Godammit!

• Sam : [looking at a photo]  Hey, Art, this is one hell of a fish.

  Art Maddox : It's a barracuda. If you weren't so busy chasing booty at the yacht club, you could have caught one for yourself.

  Sam : You aren't going to eat that thing are you? It's barracuda, it's poisonous, it'll kill you.

  Art Maddox : Shit, man. I could say that about most of the girls you date.

• Sam : [to Kelly and Suzie]  Now I want you two to kiss. Come on, now, never let the sun go down on an argument.

• Barbara Baxter : Kelly Van Ryan's gonna wash your jeep?

  Sam : Come on, Barbara. It's for a good cause.

  Barbara Baxter : [laughs]  Sam the Philanthropist.

  Sam : Yeah, well, you know what they say. A little hard work never hurt anyone.

  Barbara Baxter : [whispering]  oh, ok.

  [Barbara and Sam kiss] 

  Sam : Have fun at the club.