Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Billy Connolly: Billy Bones

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Quotes 

• [Billy Bones has apparently died] 

  Rizzo : He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie!

  Billy Bones : [Billy Bones suddenly wakes up and, without opening his eyes, grabs Gonzo's nose to pull him closer]  Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! You've always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.

  Gonzo : I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim.

  [Nods at Jim] 

  Gonzo : *He's* Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim.

  Billy Bones : [Billy Bones grabs Jim's shirt and pulls him closer]  Jim?

  Jim Hawkins : Yes, Captain?

  Billy Bones : Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!

  Jim Hawkins : Yes, Captain, what is it?

• Billy Bones : Beware lads! Beware.

  Jim Hawkins : What, the one-legged man?

  Billy Bones : Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses a - Ahhhh!

• Billy Bones : How does she bloody do that?

• [first lines] 

  Billy Bones : I was Flint's first mate that voyage. Three days east of Tortola in the Caribbean, Flint knew an island. That's where we buried the treasure. Gold and blood, they were Flint's trademarks. He'd leave both behind him that day.

• Billy Bones : [after opening sequence]  Now isn't that a story worth a hearin'?

  First Pig : It was the first dozen times we heard it.

  Second Pig : I'll drink to that.

• Billy Bones : [in response to Gonzo's smart remark]  It ain't no jokin' matter, hose nose!

• Billy Bones : Oh, aye, and then old Flinty up and died before they could get back to that cursed island and dig up the treasure.