Ladybugs (1992)

Tommy Lasorda: Coach Cannoli

Quotes 

• Coach Cannoli : Say, are you Coach Chester Lee?

  Chester : That's right.

  Coach Cannoli : I'm Coach Cannoli. There's a rumor that you, on your soccer team, dressed a boy as a girl.

  Dave Mullen : Cannoli, that is patently ridiculous.

  [turns to Chester] 

  Dave Mullen : I'm sorry, Chester.

  Chester : [to Cannoli]  I'm insulted. How can you stoop so low as to repeat a ridiculous rumor like that? How dare you.