Total Recall (1990)

Mel Johnson Jr.: Benny

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• Benny : [to Mary, the three-breasted hooker]  Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

• Benny : Hey, Quaid! I'm gonna squash you!

  Douglas Quaid : Benny! Here!

  Benny : [shouts]  Where the fuck are you?

  Douglas Quaid : [killing him with a large drill]  SCREW YOU!

• Benny : Hey, man, I got five kids to feed!

  [Quaid hands him a wad of cash] 

  Douglas Quaid : Take them to the dentist.

• [the traitorous Benny shoots George/Kuato] 

  Benny : Congratulations, Quaid. You led us right to him.

  Douglas Quaid : Benny? Why?

  Melina : How can you do this? You're a mutant.

  Benny : [shrugs]  I got four kids to feed.

  Douglas Quaid : So what happened to number five?

  Benny : [laughs; beat]  Aw, shit, man! Ha, ha! You got me. I'm not even married.

  [serious tone] 

  Benny : Now, shut up and put your fucking hands in the air!

• Vilos Cohaagen : [after Cohaagen's team kills Kuato]  So this is the great man. Hmph. No wonder he kept out of sight. Well, my friend...

  [puts his hands on Quaid's shoulders] 

  Vilos Cohaagen : ...you're a hero.

  Douglas Quaid : Fuck you!

  Vilos Cohaagen : Don't be modest. Kuato is dead. The resistance has been completely wiped out and you were the key to the whole thing.

  Douglas Quaid : [to Melina]  He's lying.

  Melina : [to Quaid]  You two-faced bastard!

  Vilos Cohaagen : You can't blame him, princess.

  [His finger grazes Melina's face] 

  Vilos Cohaagen : He's innocent. You see, Quaid, none of my people could get close to Kuato. Fuckin' mutants could always sniff us out. So Hauser and I sat down and invented you: the perfect mole.

  Douglas Quaid : You know you're lying. Hauser turned against you.

  Vilos Cohaagen : Uh-uh. That's what we wanted you to think. Fact is, Hauser volunteered to become "Doug Quaid." It was the only way to fool the psychics.

  Douglas Quaid : Get your story straight.

  [Points to Richter] 

  Douglas Quaid : This idiot has been trying to kill me ever since I went to Rekall. You don't kill someone you're trying to plant.

  Vilos Cohaagen : He wasn't in on it. You set him off by going to Rekall.

  Douglas Quaid : So, why I am still alive?

  Vilos Cohaagen : We gave you lots of help.

  [points to Benny] 

  Vilos Cohaagen : Benny here...

  Benny : [to Quaid]  My pleasure, man.

  Vilos Cohaagen : The guy with the suitcase, the mask, the money, the message from Hauser. All of that was set up by us.

  Douglas Quaid : Sorry. Too perfect.

  Vilos Cohaagen : Perfect, my ass! You pop your memory cap before we can activate you. Richter goes hog-wild screwing up everything that I spent a year planning. Frankly... I'm amazed it worked!

  Douglas Quaid : Well, Cohaagen. I've got to hand it to you. It's the best mind-fuck yet.

• Benny : I'm gonna drill you, sucker! I'm gonna grind you up!

• Benny : damn this piece of martian junk.

• Benny : You ever fuck a mutant?

• [Kuato is dying] 

  Kuato : Quaid... Quaid...

  Benny : Forget it, man, his fortune-telling days are over.

  Kuato : Start the reactor. Free Mars...

  [Richter appears and shoots Kuato through the head] 

• Benny : Hey, man, you need a cab?

  Douglas Quaid : Well, what's wrong with this one?

  [points to other cabbie] 

  Benny : [laughs]  He ain't got five kids to feed.

  Douglas Quaid : Where's yours?

  Benny : Right over there man.

  [takes Quaid with him] 

  Punk Cabbie : Hey. Hey, man, that's my fare. Hey, asshole, that's my fare.

  Benny : Eat this!

  [gives him the finger] 

• Benny : You guys are in trouble? what the hell are you trying to do to me? I got 5 kids to feed.

• [while being chased and shot by Richter in another Johnnycab] 

  Benny : [yells at Quaid]  What are you trying to do to me, man?

  Melina : Shut up and drive!

  Benny : Hey, I got five kids to feed.

• Douglas Quaid : Tell me something. Are all psychics...

  Benny : Freaks? Afraid so, man. It goes with the territory.

  Douglas Quaid : What happened to them?

  Benny : Cheap domes and no air to clean out the rays.

  [they are outside The Last Resort] 

  Benny : So, this is it. The Last Resort! You sure you wanna go in there, man?

  Douglas Quaid : Why not?

  Benny : 'Cause I know this *much* better place down the street! The girls are cleaner, the liquor ain't watered down...

  Douglas Quaid : Sure, and you get kickbacks.

  Benny : Ha ha ha ha! Hey man, I got five kids to feed!

  Douglas Quaid : [gives him a wad of cash]  Take them to the dentist.

  Benny : Hey! Thanks, mister! Listen, I'll be waiting right here for you! Benny's the name. Benny!

• Benny : what? damn this piece of Martain junk,

• [Explosions and gunfire everywhere] 

  Benny : Welcome to Mars, man!