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Quotes
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Cabbie : Hey, man, what's so fuckin' funny?
Bellingham : Oh, I was just thinkin' of this guy I know. Couldn't distinguish a third dynasty sacred scroll from a piece of post-Alexandrian pictogram porn.
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Bellingham : [tied to a chair watching his manuscript get dumped] My master's thesis! What're you doing?
Andy : [ripping up a page] Well, I'm going to start a little fire under your chair and roast your nuts.
Bellingham : Why?
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Andy : He looks pissed off - like he's thinking.
Bellingham : He's not thinking anything. The first thing the embalmers did was stick a hook up his nose, then drag his brain out through his nostrils.
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Bellingham : You're not leaving here until you see what's inside Lot 249.
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Bellingham : Susan Smith stole that fetish and she was the one who planted it here.
Museum Director (segment "Lot 249") : Oh, my, what a sensual candlestick.
Bellingham : Take your hands off that!