Eight Men Out (1988)

D.B. Sweeney: 'Shoeless' Joe Jackson - The Team

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Quotes 

• Heckler : [yelling]  Hey, Jackson! Can you spell "cat"?

  Shoeless Joe : [yelling back]  Hey, Mister! Can you spell "shit"?

• [Shoeless Joe Jackson is talking to his bat] 

  Shoeless Joe : Come on, Betsy. A big, big wallop, now. Big wallop. Tell me when, Betsy.

  Freddie : Does it ever answer you, Joe?

  Hap Felsch : Probably sleeps with it, too.

  Lefty Williams : Lay off, you guys.

  Hap Felsch : You crackers stick together, huh?

  Swede Risberg : Ask it for a triple, Joe.

  Lefty Williams : Did you hear me?

  Freddie : 60 years since the Civil War, Lefty. Ease up.

  Hap Felsch : Besides, you guys lost. It was in all the papers.

  Freddie : That wouldn't help Jackson none.

  [Players laugh] 

  Lefty Williams : Just leave him be.

• Shoeless Joe : All I want to do it go back and play ball and forget about it.

  Kate Jackson - The Wives : I don't know if they're gonna let you do that, Joe. There's all this stuff about how baseball can't have no cheaters.