April Fool's Day (1986)

Lloyd Berry: Ferryman

Quotes 

• Arch : You're telling me! When I was out there swinging in the woods, I nearly crapped my pants.

  Ferryman : What do you mean "nearly"?

  Chaz : Arch? You browned your trou?

  Arch : Well, uh... you know, I was...

  Constable Potter : It's all right, Arch, they'll be out of the dryer soon.