- Reporter: I read somewhere that you are the proud owner of an award, which declares you as the lady with the most sexiest bottom in Europe. Is that true?
- Agnetha: How can I answer to that? I don't know... I haven't seen it!
- [Benny looks up from a tabloid article he's reading]
- Benny: What does "kinky" mean?
- Bodyguard: Kinky. It's a - sort of a - perversion. Usually, sexual perversion.
- Benny: [Read's headline/article] ABBA's kinky velvet bed! This is the giant bed Agnetha and Björn ordered to be ready at the hotel. The manager made sure that dressing gowns were ready when the supergroup arrived.
- Bodyguard: A kinky journalist.
- [Ashley is causing trouble in the hotel hallway. The Bodyguard runs out and drags him along by his tape recorder microphone]
- Bodyguard: [frustrated; into the microphone] Haven't I seen enough of you today?
- [repeated line]
- Crowd: [screaming] We want ABBA! We want ABBA!
- [everyone is looking through concert reviews the next morning]
- Benny: [reading headline] "Agnetha's Bottom Tops...
- [covering the word "Dull" with his thumb]
- Benny: ... Show."
- Agnetha: Oh, my God... don't they have bottoms in Australia?
- Björn: [reading from the article] "A middle-aged man beside me said, with feeling, 'It's *really* something worth seeing!'"
- [laughs]
- Agnetha: Hey, at least I did *something* for the show, didn't I!
- [Ashley, seeking an interview, waits nearby as ABBA get into their limo]
- Ashley Wallace: Can I ...
- Bodyguard: [cutting him off] No, you can't.
- [as Ashley is about to leave the radio station]
- Ashley Wallace: Are you sure you want *me* to do this documentary?
- Radio Station Manager: Don't use that word - this is not a documentary, it's an event. This is going to be world-wide.
- [echo on "-wide"]
- Radio Station Manager: ABBA. The hottest property on the pop scene. They sell 60 million records around the world.
- Ashley Wallace: ABBA?
- Radio Station Manager: Yep!
- Radio Announcer: According to the promoters, they are bigger than the Beatles and with an entourage of 105 people, they are almost twice as big as the Rolling Stones concert.
- Ticket Scalper: ABBA tickets for sale. ABBA tickets going cheap. Any ABBA tickets,mate? ABBA tickets for cash only. ABBA tickets for cheap.
- Ashley Wallace: ABBA tickets - are you selling tickets?
- Ticket Scalper: Yep. Yep.
- Ashley Wallace: How much? I'll buy one.
- Ticket Scalper: Fifty bucks.
- Ashley Wallace: Fifty dollars? I haven't got fifty dollars.
- Ticket Scalper: Then you ain't gonna see ABBA then are ya.
- Ashley Wallace: ABBA. What do you like most about their music?
- Middle Aged Male Fan #1: Oh, I like the clean-cut beat of the music.
- Ashley Wallace: Just the beat?
- Middle Aged Male Fan #1: No. The beat and the clean-cut appearance of them. I think they're a fantastic group.
- Middle Aged Female Fan #1: I think they're nice and clean.
- Ashley Wallace: What do you mean by nice and clean?
- Middle Aged Female Fan #1: Well, they've always dressed nicely - and tidy. I think that's what we all like - the older people. I don't know about the kids. But, we do, anyway!
- Middle Aged Female Fan #2: I think its a bit quieter than the more modern ones, at the moment, you know. Not quite as loud.
- Middle Aged Female Fan #3: Well, they look tidy, on stage. Even though they have nice costumes, some of the groups today look - positively ugly on stage. And I think they appeal to the young children too!
- Ashley Wallace: Perth. Wednesday. Interview number 5. What do you like most about their music?
- Female Fan #1: It make me very happy. It make me want to get up and dance. Um. Oh, just everything.
- Music Critic: Well, their image is very clean and it does provide a large contrast to a great number of popular groups. They don't have anything to do with... violence. Their music and their performance, has to do with having a good time. I think most parents would react very favorably to ABBA. At the concerts, amongst the public, you see sometimes two, even three generations of family.
- Middle Aged Male Fan #2: I'll tell you something about ABBA. Do you know that ABBA's in the Bible? It means father. It's in Mark - the Gospel according to St. Mark. Yeah, Chapter 16. ABBA the father, it says.
- Taxi Driver: ABBA... I took the wife and kids to see them the other night. Bloody terrible. It costs me a fortune. I thought it was gonna be the nicest, cleanest show that I could possibly take the wife and kids to. Not on your life, mate! They came dancing out on stage all done up in these white capes and things and before you know it, they rip all their clothes off!
- Taxi Driver: Anyway, there she was with what they say is the most beautiful bottom in Europe. Well, I guess it's, you know, I've seen a few bottoms in me time, I guess it was pretty nice. You know, we are hot blood males, well, I quite admired it, you know, in a way, because I could take all of that sort of thing. But, not in front of the wife and kids! And it's not the sort of thing you want to go flashin' at 'em, is it? I mean, in front of thousands, literally thousands of little kids, flashin' it away there.
- ABBA: [Last song sung] So I say: Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing; Thanks for all the joy they're bringing; Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty; What would life be? Without a song or a dance what are we? So I say thank you for the music; For giving it to me...
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