- Chief Wild Eagle: [when asked how the Hekawi got their name] Many moons ago tribe move west because Pilgrims ruin neighborhood. Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams, then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name. Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"
- Chief Wild Eagle: [Agarn has given Wild Eagle a parasol] Thanks Agarn, every summer me tired of being redskin.
- Corporal Randolph Agarn: How do you get to Fort Courage? That's easy. You take a right at the rock that looks like a bear, then a left at the bear that looks like a rock...
- Chief Wild Eagle: Teepee never empty when frost on nose of buffalo
- [pause]
- Chief Wild Eagle: It lose in translation
- [repeated line]
- Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: Agarn, I don't know why everybody says you're so dumb!
- [after switching to the next scene]
- Corporal Randolph Agarn: Who says I'm dumb?
- Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: F Troop just wouldn't be the same without the Old Man, sir.
- Captain Wilton Parmenter: What Old Man?
- Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: Why, you, sir. You're the Old Man.
- Captain Wilton Parmenter: That's right. I keep forgetting I'm the Old Man around here.
- Chief Wild Eagle: Hekawis very brave warriors, except for one thing...
- Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke: What's that?
- Chief Wild Eagle: We *faint* a lot.