Scared Stiff (1953)
Jerry Lewis: Myron Mertz
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Quotes
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Tony Warren : It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. Every once in a while you see him walking about with dead eyes blindly following orders, not knowing what they do and not caring.
Myron Mertz : Just like husbands.
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Myron Mertz : They got guns!
Myron's Conscience : You can get a gun.
Myron Mertz : They got blackjacks!
Myron's Conscience : You can get a blackjack.
Myron Mertz : They got big strong muscles!
Myron's Conscience : ...You can get a blackjack.
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Larry Todd : Now you take her in your arms and you kiss her. How do you feel about that?
Myron Mertz : Oh, I like it! I like it!
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Myron Mertz : Hey, Larry, show business really gets in your blood, don't it?
Larry Todd : First you gotta have some.
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Larry Todd : We're going up to that castle!
Myron Mertz : What about that old woman?
Larry Todd : Oh, she's only trying to scare us.
Myron Mertz : Well, she's doing a really good job of it!
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Larry Todd : Lafayette, we are here.
Myron Mertz : [after an animal screeches loudly] I think Lafayette's here too.
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Myron Mertz : What's the matter?
Larry Todd : One of Shorty's men. He's looking for us.
[Myron goes in the trunk]
Myron Mertz : Is he coming?
Larry Todd : No, he's just standing there looking around.
[One of Shorty's goes into the ship]
Larry Todd : Yeah, he's gone now.
Myron Mertz : Don't you worry, 'cause if he comes, I am going to stop him with one word.
Larry Todd : What's that?
Myron Mertz : HELP!
Larry Todd : [slaps the trunk] Ah, shut up you idiot, before you do get him down here.
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Myron Mertz : And you should forget about it. Anyhow, I was very young at the time. I'm sorry. I apologize.
Carmelita Castinha : You don't need to apologizes.
Myron Mertz : I don't need to apologizes?
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Myron Mertz : Wow! Must've been pretty crowded in there, huh?
Larry Todd : Oh, you can say that again.
Myron Mertz : Wow! It must've been pretty crowded in there, huh?
Larry Todd : Oh, why don't you shut up?
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Myron Mertz : Miss Castinha! I didn't recognize you without your fruit bowl.
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Myron Mertz : I'm onto your game, Larry. You ain't got me fooled. You're risking our lives for that girl. I know you. Just 'cause she's beautiful and she has luscious lips, a beautiful figure and she's pretty and her hair is shiny and silky and. - you know something?
Larry Todd : What?
Myron Mertz : I don't blame you.
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Myron Mertz : I'm leaving. I don't go for none of this murder business. And I don't mind telling you, I'm scared stiff.
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Larry Todd : I'm not going back to New York. I'm going to Cuba.
Myron Mertz : Cuba! Are you crazy?
Larry Todd : Yeah, I'm crazy about Cuba. Everybody should see Cuba.
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Myron Mertz : Hey, Larry, there's the pumper.
Larry Todd : Go ahead, pump it.
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Larry Todd : [singing] Pay him with your lilting laughter, It's your happiness he's after
Larry Todd , Carmelita Castinha : If you're happy, we are happy, too
Myron Mertz : I'm with you!
