- Mr. Morgan: [to Pastor Corbett] I'm not asking for the keys to the city, but I'm not taking orders from any two-bit Mussolini.
- Captain Harry Faber: Well, confidentially I'm just a truck driver with wings and a colossal ignorance of strategy.
- Pastor Corbett: You know, Morgan, I've often wondered how you would have fared with the wardens if you hadn't had that... shotgun.
- Mr. Morgan: You know, Corbett... tell you a secret. After those first two shots, it was always empty. It still is.