- Mr. Louie Amendola: [fleeing fire] The polar bear rug with the radio inside! I'll miss the Jimmy Durante show!
- Mrs. Amendola: Things are getting serious between those two.
- Mr. Louie Amendola: Serious? Nah, they'll get married, have a couple of kids but that's as far as it will go.
- Joe Mahoney: How's the act been going?
- Mr. Louie Amendola: Us? Great. Sensational. Why, if I made any more money, I'd have to buy myself a wallet.
- Mrs. Amendola: Believe me Lord, we tried so hard. We've tried everything... everything. But it's so difficult to find a job for a human pyramid.
- Mr. Louie Amendola: Mama, stop worrying. Nothing can happen to her. She's not alone. She's with a man.