Something Weird

An art dealer asks a number of local artists for paintings centered around the nude female form; a nudie-cutie ensues.

A husband and his lover hatch a plan to murder his wife, and a woman is buried alive in a mausoleum.

Newly married to a sexually perverted antique dealer, Siv submits herself to endless degradation before discovering that her husband harbors a diabolical secret.

The happenings at a Parisian jazz club.

A man travels back in time and meets prehistoric cavepeople who are often nude.

Brenda, a young naive woman from the Midwest, arrives in New York to live with her boyfriend and is accosted by the lesbian landlady whom wants her to 'marry' one of her many conquests.

A dimwitted busboy at a beatnik cafe passes off a cat he accidentally killed and covered in plaster as a sculpture, prompting a demand for more art that compels him to commit murders.

Nick Warfield is a speed boat racer hitching along the Mediterranean after his speed boat has been smashed up. He is picked up by Jacqueline Monnard who quickly gets him into a barroom brawl followed by prison.

The typical Cinderella storyline: wicked stepmother and stepsisters, and Cinderella can't go to the ball. We see elves and woodland creatures making a dress and a coach out of various woodland materials. A twist: the coach they make then goes though a "modernizer" and comes out as a 1946 Chevy.

A family goes to the local fair to compete with their livestock and produce.

At Thanksgiving, the Johnson family is awaiting the dinner hour, but Mom and Dad have some bad news--because of increased expenses that month, there's no money to buy a turkey. However, instead of feeling bad that they don't have a turkey for Thanksgiving, the family begins to think about all the things they do have to be thankful for.

Documentary showing perverse and aberrant behavior from around the globe, including such things as sex slavery, dwarf love, Asian brothels and lesbians.

Archibald, a British playboy, marries a French sex kitten, honeymoons in a Paris hotel room, and spends the length of the film ignoring his sleeping wife and, instead, imagines himself on a global vacation meeting, photographing, and gawking at various naked women.

Teen girl Jules must deal with her budding sexuality, and the fact that some men and women want her adds to her confusion.

A millionaire leaves his wife at home while he goes to Las Vegas and has an affair with a sex-addicted girl.

250,000 teens! That sounds like a recipe for fun! Uh-oh: in fact, it's the number who got sexually transmitted diseases last year (according to this health-class short). "Perhaps it's time we stopped being secretive," opines our narrator, adding, "Embarrassment should never prevent a person from getting help." Indeed: the consequences of avoiding treatment can be very serious and are certainly "icky" in the photos of open sores and such that are seen here. More watchable are artist Spencer Peel's illustrations of how disease works in the body, animated modern-art graphics that would look perfect as framed graphics on a mid-1960s bachelor pad wall. - Dennis Harvey

Cinderella must arrive home in her new coach by midnight, or else she will lose her coach, her new dress, and the prince.

Two Los Angeles detectives are assigned to track down and arrest a brutal rapist-murderer terrorizing the city. Their job is complicated by the fact that the killer is able to avoid capture because he can pose as a woman.

A young woman teases, seduces, and emotionally destroys young men for her own twisted enjoyment.

A young man carrying a big basket that contains his extremely deformed, formerly conjoined twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will.

An uptight, middle-aged, repressed woman turns into a sex addict after getting hit on the head, and she then falls into an underground subculture of sex addicts in suburban Baltimore.

A surgeon causes an accident which leaves his daughter disfigured and goes to extreme lengths to give her a new face.

When a disease turns all of humanity into the living dead, the last man on earth becomes a reluctant vampire hunter.