Italy Comedy

A frustrated musician makes a career out of his wife's beautiful body.

As an aging widower suffers from cardiac trouble, his greedy heirs hire a super-seductive nurse in the hopes of inducing a heart attack, but the plan backfires when she falls for him.

A sexy piano teacher is the object of desire of one of the young boys in her class. One of his classmates finds out where she lives and hides outside her place, taking pictures of her undressing and writhing naked on her bed. He uses those photos to blackmail her into dressing up and acting like a hooker while teaching the class, and from there things get interesting.

A magistrate is torn between her job and marrying her childhood friend, all while her rivals hire her prostitute twin sister to impersonate her and tarnish her reputation.

Five short comic sketches, all unrelated to each other, except that they are all expressions of Italian sexual humor. In one sketch, Marty Feldman plays a bodyguard, hired by her father to watch a young woman; he watches her a little too closely. In another, while Barbara Bouchet's husband is out of town on business, a stranger offers her twenty million lire in return for sex. Three times he offers, three times she protests and then consents, only to find out in the end that both the man and his sixty million lire are -- oh, but that would spoil the ending. :-)

Annibale is an old libertine who has come up with enormous luck with prostitution homes. Now, having long been in danger of death, but little in spirit, he would like to leave all his inheritance to the nephew Andrea, son of Teodoro and Iliana. When he comes to know that Andrea, attracted by the twin brother of Grandfather Nestore who is a bishop, would like to become a priest, the inflexible Annibale will change the will and order the construction of a hospice for the admission of elderly prostitutes.