Valet Girls

A tough punk girl from Brooklyn and an English rose both work as valets. They are subject to unwanted sexual attention from some of the men they encouter on the job, and the punk girl ends up getting fired.

Although invited by one of the harassers, the girls attend a Hollywood party where there are topless girls swimming in the pool, and a male valet is having sex in the bathroom.

The male valets lose their jobs to make room for our two heroines, so they plot revenge.

Tony Cox, the little person actor from "Bad Santa", also appears. I didn't realise he had been acting for so long.

The party scene in this movie seems to go on longer than the one in "The Exterminating Angel". It seems to be just the same thing over and over again: middle aged Hollywood types using drugs and scoring with women half their age.

Mixed in there is some Southern lady who is unhappy that the producers try to take advantage of her.

The movie really has no clear narrative threads. You may remember the three guys who wanted to get the girls fired, but the movie forgets them from scene to scene, as did I. They resurface but the direction doesn't pick them out of the crowd. The party, which takes up most of the movie, is a jumble of different people, none of them very interesting.

Something a lot of these '80s boob comedies have is a godawful musical interlude where a third-rate band will play some horrible manufactured song. "Valet Girls" does this more than once.

And then, it's over, and I will forget about it almost immediately.