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The Winds of Winter by George R.R. Martin
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bookshelves: to-read, adult, epic-fantasy, series-to-complete

the year is 2199, George R.R Martin has preserved his brain in a freezer and uploaded his consciousness in order to avoid death and continue procrastinating writing this book.

my great great grandchild raises me from the grave so I can read this book, and my ghost thoroughly enjoys it
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Reading Progress

May 9, 2016 – Shelved as: to-read
May 9, 2016 – Shelved
October 8, 2016 – Shelved as: adult
October 8, 2016 – Shelved as: epic-fantasy
August 21, 2018 – Shelved as: series-to-complete

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Elle (ellexamines) this is so so funny


message 3: by Rubyboo2uk (new)

Rubyboo2uk I love this book


Based Sandwich I've started reading the series in 2013 and I read one book a year, hoping that the 6th book will be released by the time I finish the first five books... But nope


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Rubyboo2uk Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Tova This review is my aesthetic.


Madi ~☆TheBookNerdDiaries☆~ OMG 😂😂😂


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Randa This is great


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Dana Ilie Amin sister!!!


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Adi Rocks Socks 😹😹😹 best review i've read all day 😹😹😹


message 11: by Michelle (new)

Michelle HILARIOUS! almost spit out my coffee!


message 12: by Maria (new)

Maria Lolol girl 😂


message 13: by Madalyn (new)

Madalyn My brother is betting he made a deal with HBO not to publish The Winds of Winter untill after the full final season of Game of Thrones airs on tv.


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Lea 😂😂


message 15: by Kim (new) - added it

Kim I got an email this morning to preorder a George Martin book. I got very excited thinking it was this book finally and it was Clash of Kings being reissued I guess. What a let down!


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Sheena #truth


preoccupiedbybooks I love that this has popped up on my feed again 😂😂


message 18: by Bill (new) - added it

Bill How can a book that hasn’t even been published have over 1,700 ratings????


megs_bookrack ((a little ill...playing catch up)) Honestly, so relatable. ;)


message 20: by Dustin (new)

Dustin best.review.ever.


message 21: by Betty (new) - added it

Betty And 2 years later, we are still waiting….


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Kaye Dil 😂 hilarious


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Paulinha Almas No book yet


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Melissa 😂


message 25: by lem◍nade (new)

lem◍nade All ye rabid fans (haven't read any of the books--came here to laugh at your suffering), say optimistic! By the time book 6 comes out, they'll probably come up with a way to lengthen life!


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Winterlee 😂


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Ramzi 😅🤣🤣


message 28: by MaryCade (new) - added it

MaryCade I feel we will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of the colonization of Mars before this book ever appears on Amazon.


message 29: by Bernard (new)

Bernard A I finished book five a few weeks ago intending to start on book 6 right away. But no. I thought it existed because I had checked here on Goodreads and there it was in the list, but 6. Suppose I should have clicked and checked it out. But really why have it listed?


message 30: by Bob (new) - added it

Bob Pretty soon I’ll be celebrating my 74th birthday—hope I get to live long enough to read it.


message 31: by MaryCade (new) - added it

MaryCade Bob wrote: "Pretty soon I’ll be celebrating my 74th birthday—hope I get to live long enough to read it."

I feel your pain, Bob, I’m 71. I plan to haunt GRRM.


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Gemma this comment had me bursting out an unholy laughter from the first three words. The most accuracy.


message 33: by Nicole (new) - added it

Nicole Best blurb yet! Lol! Very accurate


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Jade I 😂


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Cassie Abrams 😂😂😂


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Jennifer Zamboni This is the best non-review/string of comments ever!


message 37: by Mal (new)

Mal Martin should consider putting this one in acknowledgment 🤣


message 38: by Ksenia (new) - added it

Ksenia And it will take his uploaded consciousness another century or two to write the next one.


Charlene (Char)🍁☕️📚 One day this book will be released probably in my after life !! Where is book 6?


message 40: by LambchoP (new) - added it

LambchoP Maybe by 2199 we'll have another update on how many more hundreds of pages he has to write lol...


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Ismija 😅😅😅😅😅👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


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Brandi Hahahahaha!


message 43: by Gemma (new) - added it

Gemma hahaha i came here for some tidbit if anyone knew when this book was coming and your words just made my night!


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