My Old Ass Trailer

My Old Ass Trailer - official movie trailer HD

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00:00I thought I'd be happier at 40

00:03You are happy, and I'm not 40 asshole. You don't look happy. I feel like you're having a midlife crisis

00:09Well, I feel like you're high on mushrooms, so you don't know shit

00:14To Elliot no not the whole bag may you experience a new level of consciousness tonight. Oh

00:20My god, are you guys tripping?

00:23I don't feel anything. That's cuz we don't tolerate drugs. Well. Hey freak. Who are you Elliot? Dude? I'm you you're me

00:31What's up? I don't have a gap in my teeth. Yeah, where your retainer left boob one cup smaller than the right

00:37I'm actually kind of hot for being middle-aged. I'm 39 years old. That's not middle-aged. No, that is middle-aged. No, it's not

00:45I am a very young adult

00:48I'm so jealous. You guys had good trips. Did you have fun? Yeah, dude

00:52I know mom can be annoying but be nice to her and go hang out with your brothers

00:57Also, can you avoid anyone named Chad good morning Elliot have you met Chad?

01:03Elliot you freak I put my number in your phone the other night, but I did not know this would work

01:08Wait a minute. Hang on

01:11Dude I gotta go

01:17You were so lucky life will never be the same as it is right now just take my advice and we'll be fine

01:25I think

01:28What's going on with you I just feel like everything that used to make sense doesn't anymore

01:35The only thing you can't get back this time it goes by so fast I

01:41Still need you. I'm literally an idiot. You're not an idiot

01:48If

01:49We weren't the same person. Do you think you'd even like me?

01:53You're just saying that because you're young and dumb, but if you weren't young and dumb, you'd never be brave enough to do anything

01:59Maybe you need to listen to my advice for once

02:02Can we kiss no what can I at least touch my old ass? Oh my god, you need to be locked up