Ricky Stanicky Trailer
Ricky Stanicky Trailer - official movie trailer HD
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00:00 [phone ringing]
00:02 Stenicky, what up, man?
00:04 Are you serious?
00:05 I have someone call me when you get out of surgery, alright?
00:07 You should drive out there.
00:08 Ricky's been there for you guys your whole lives.
00:10 The demos and the details, my friend.
00:12 It worked!
00:13 Atlantic City, here we come.
00:14 What we got?
00:15 Ricky's cancer's back.
00:16 Why does it have to be cancer?
00:17 Won't everybody get worried?
00:18 Yeah, and that's gonna take us right into the World Series.
00:21 [music]
00:24 To Ricky Stenicky.
00:26 The best friend we never had.
00:28 [music]
00:30 My baby's gonna be born six weeks early.
00:32 I was born six weeks early.
00:33 Oh, shoot!
00:34 I wanna know where the hell you guys were tonight.
00:37 We called every hospital and there was no record of a Ricky Stenicky.
00:41 You know, all we did was tell one lie.
00:43 Hundreds and hundreds of times over many, many years.
00:45 If the truth does come out, my marriage is over.
00:47 What if we hire an actor to play Stenicky?
00:51 Rock, hard, rod.
00:53 X-rated, rock and roll, impersonated.
00:55 I do a whole act.
00:56 Wall to wall, top to bottom, just jams.
00:58 Thanks for coming out tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
01:00 So horny to be here.
01:01 This is a really bad idea.
01:03 [gagging]
01:05 Oh, Jesus.
01:06 I've been cold turkeying the booze.
01:07 Ricky Stenicky's in the program, remember?
01:09 Oh, rod.
01:10 It's not what you think it is.
01:12 It's just piss.
01:13 I'm a hyper every time, not my mother.
01:15 I want you to admit that Ricky Stenicky does not exist.
01:18 Hey, my spookah!
01:21 Stenicky!
01:22 [shouting]
01:24 This is Ted Summerhays, my boss.
01:25 Ted, nice to meet you.
01:26 Dig in the suit and the seedlings, man.
01:27 The seedlings.
01:28 The hair plugs are new, right?
01:30 This is my hair.
01:31 We're going to lose our jobs.
01:32 [music playing]
01:35 Epic night, am I right, guys?
01:37 [music playing]
01:40 I was really taken with your friend Stenicky.
01:43 He's got brass balls on him, that guy.
01:47 That's why I hired him.
01:48 That's awesome.
01:49 You just said-- what did you say?
01:52 Just say it one more time.
01:53 We can't let him out of our sight.
01:54 Not only did I miss the birth of my son,
01:55 but I let some poor old Peter Frampton impersonator
01:57 snip his--
01:58 And we're done.
01:59 Stenicky, you are unbelievable.
02:01 Show's over, Rod.
02:02 It's Ricky.
02:03 Ricky Stenicky isn't real.
02:05 My job sucked.
02:06 I had no friends.
02:07 But now I have all those things.
02:09 Eric, are you a fraud, sir?
02:11 What is she talking about?
02:12 [music playing]
02:14 It's not this way.
02:15 We've got to get rid of him.
02:17 Every time he tries to make a point,
02:19 it's like he's smoking invisible dogs.
02:21 Dear God, it's true.
02:22 To support.
02:23 Now it looks like I'm cupping the balls.
02:27 [music playing]
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02:36 [music playing]
02:39 (upbeat music)