The customer ISN'T always right! Hilarious Instagram account reveals VERY sassy responses from owners to negative reviews – including one who advised a diner who branded the food tasteless to 'get a Covid test'
- Takeaway Trauma has 118,000 followers on Instagram and posts funny reviews
- Shares post with owners defending their food and accusing customers of lying
- Here, FEMAIL reveals the funniest and most awkward responses
A hilarious Instagram account has revealed a series of funny takeaway reviews and sassy responses from owners - including one who advised a customer to get a Covid test after branding food 'tasteless'.
Takeaway Trauma, which has racked up more than 118,000 followers on Instagram, shares screenshots from review websites such as JustEat and TripAdvisor, where customers across the UK post frank comments about their dining experience.
While many of the low-reviews are understandable, for reasons such as the food arriving late, cold or not at all, they appear to have still riled up the owners of the establishments being reviewed who have accused the reviewers of 'lying' or 'trying to get free food'.
One reads: 'Hi Lilly, your food was delivered in 40 minutes. The driver gave it to you in your drive where you were found throwing up. Hope you got in ok.
Another says: 'Shannon, please stop complaining because you want freebies and didn't want to pay. Learn to tell the truth. You made order, rang up 20 minutes after to say you wanted a refund but the food was already no the way. You then started to get abusive on the phone. Next time I'll send out a Bafta award'.
Here, FEMAIL reveals the funniest and most awkward responses...
![Bafta award! A hilarious Instagram account has revealed a series of funny takeaway reviews and sassy responses from owners - including one who advised a customer got a Covid test after branding food 'tasteless'.. One reads 'Shannon, please stop complaining because you want freebies and didn't want to pay. Learn to tell the truth. You made order, rang up 20 minutes after to say you wanted a refund but the food was already no the way. You then started to get abusive on the phone. Next time I'll send out a Bafta award'](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776607-9733541-Bafta_award_A_hilarious_Instagram_account_has_revealed_a_series_-a-48_1624893944322.jpg)
Bafta award! A hilarious Instagram account has revealed a series of funny takeaway reviews and sassy responses from owners - including one who advised a customer got a Covid test after branding food 'tasteless'.. One reads 'Shannon, please stop complaining because you want freebies and didn't want to pay. Learn to tell the truth. You made order, rang up 20 minutes after to say you wanted a refund but the food was already no the way. You then started to get abusive on the phone. Next time I'll send out a Bafta award'
![Takeaway Trauma , which has racked up more than 118,000 followers on Instagram, shares screenshots from review websites such a TripAdvisor, where customers post frank comments about their dining experience. One reads: 'Hi Lilly, your food was delivered in 40 minutes. The driver gave it to you in your drive where you were found throwing up. Hope you got in ok'](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776605-9733541-Takeaway_Trauma_which_has_racked_up_more_than_118_000_followers_-a-49_1624893959620.jpg)
Takeaway Trauma , which has racked up more than 118,000 followers on Instagram, shares screenshots from review websites such a TripAdvisor, where customers post frank comments about their dining experience. One reads: 'Hi Lilly, your food was delivered in 40 minutes. The driver gave it to you in your drive where you were found throwing up. Hope you got in ok'
![A lion never loses sleep over a sheep's opinion! While many of the low-reviews are understandable, for reasons such as the food arriving late, cold or not at all, but they appear to have still riled up the owners of the establishments being reviewed who have accused the reviewers of 'lying' or 'trying to get free food'](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776645-9733541-A_lion_never_loses_sleep_over_a_sheep_s_opinion_While_many_of_th-a-50_1624894033600.jpg)
A lion never loses sleep over a sheep's opinion! While many of the low-reviews are understandable, for reasons such as the food arriving late, cold or not at all, but they appear to have still riled up the owners of the establishments being reviewed who have accused the reviewers of 'lying' or 'trying to get free food'
![You lie! One owner got straight to the point in accusing the customer of lying about their dinner](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776623-9733541-You_lie_-a-51_1624894040196.jpg)
You lie! One owner got straight to the point in accusing the customer of lying about their dinner
!['Enjoy the rest of your life': One frank owner said they were shocked at the bad review after the customer enjoyed 'eight dishes'](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776611-9733541-image-a-52_1624894124742.jpg)
'Enjoy the rest of your life': One frank owner said they were shocked at the bad review after the customer enjoyed 'eight dishes'
![R u killing me! Another owner said they drove eight miles to drop off takeaway at 1am to an ungrateful customer](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44779235-9733541-image-a-55_1624894289003.jpg)
R u killing me! Another owner said they drove eight miles to drop off takeaway at 1am to an ungrateful customer
![To the point! Another owner advised getting a Covid test after a patron said the food was 'tasteless'](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776619-9733541-image-a-56_1624894331264.jpg)
To the point! Another owner advised getting a Covid test after a patron said the food was 'tasteless'
![Teeth marks! One traumatised customer said that the chicken was 'extremely cold' and their naan came with teeth marks](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776615-9733541-image-a-57_1624894623950.jpg)
Teeth marks! One traumatised customer said that the chicken was 'extremely cold' and their naan came with teeth marks
![Ring up and apologise! One owner said the reviewer should apologise after reviewing before the food arrived](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776593-9733541-Ring_up_and_apologise_One_owner_said_the_reviewer_should_apologi-a-59_1624894748655.jpg)
Ring up and apologise! One owner said the reviewer should apologise after reviewing before the food arrived
![You didn't get a cuddle that night! Another reviewer they're fish was overcooked and tiny to a very sassy response](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776597-9733541-image-a-60_1624894757034.jpg)
You didn't get a cuddle that night! Another reviewer they're fish was overcooked and tiny to a very sassy response
![Let's see you cook next time! While customer Joe said he loved the cocktails his comments about the food got a particular reply](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776601-9733541-Let_s_see_you_cook_next_time_While_customer_Joe_said_he_loved_th-a-61_1624894833117.jpg)
Let's see you cook next time! While customer Joe said he loved the cocktails his comments about the food got a particular reply
![Did you have a bad day? One dessert shop owner said the customer complained after ordering an item not on the menu](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776595-9733541-image-a-62_1624894841250.jpg)
Did you have a bad day? One dessert shop owner said the customer complained after ordering an item not on the menu
![We use big chicken! One confused customer said their meat couldn't be chicken due to it's size to a very sassy reply](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776589-9733541-image-a-63_1624894911452.jpg)
We use big chicken! One confused customer said their meat couldn't be chicken due to it's size to a very sassy reply
![Next time we'll hire a racing driver! One Takeaway shop said the customer was 'too far away' for a quick order](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776603-9733541-image-a-64_1624894958380.jpg)
Next time we'll hire a racing driver! One Takeaway shop said the customer was 'too far away' for a quick order
![We will give you free food! One restaurant said the driver had 'eaten their order' and told the customer to come in](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776591-9733541-image-a-66_1624895159174.jpg)
We will give you free food! One restaurant said the driver had 'eaten their order' and told the customer to come in
![No one is coming to smash your home! One dramatic customer said they had been ordering from a place for a year - despite it only being open five months](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776621-9733541-image-a-68_1624895163333.jpg)
No one is coming to smash your home! One dramatic customer said they had been ordering from a place for a year - despite it only being open five months
![Would you like that ice cream hot! A milkshake restaurant offered to boil their milkshake after complaining about cold food](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776629-9733541-image-a-71_1624895168802.jpg)
Would you like that ice cream hot! A milkshake restaurant offered to boil their milkshake after complaining about cold food
![Swearing ban! One owner denied being rude to their customers and said there's 'no swearing in his shop'](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/28/16/44776641-9733541-image-a-72_1624895171358.jpg)
Swearing ban! One owner denied being rude to their customers and said there's 'no swearing in his shop'
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