Okay, so you've decided a clitoral suction stimulator is the sex toy to start off your (soon-to-be overflowing) collection. Thankfully, Satisfyer has joined in on Amazon Prime Day and dropped the price of its most beginner-friendly vibrator by 16%.
But you had better move fast, as the discounted fun is due to come to an abrupt end at midnight TONIGHT.
The Pro 2 Generation 3 — can I request a simpler, shorter, sexier name next time @satisfyer? — was released in 2023 and is the third iteration of the virtual sex shop's sell-out clit sucker.
Its designers say this model packs more power than ever before — so much so that you should feel like your clitoris has been “flooded with pleasure.”
It's a bold claim, but one fans have been keen to confirm, with one penning this review: “It looks good, it's very quiet, feels very comfortable and hallelujah, it really gets down to business.”
Another raved: “I love the Pro 2 Gen 3 and use it (almost) every night. I’ve even had my first multiple orgasm.” You go, Glen Coco.
Everything you need to know about the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3
| In the box | Magnetic USB-charging cable and interchangeable silicone cap |
|---|---|
| Material | ABS plastic, silicone |
| Length | 6.4 inches |
| Weight | 203 grams |
| Power | USB rechargeable |
| Waterproof | 100% |
Just like the Rose or the LELO SILA (FYI, one of my favourite teasers ever), Satisfyer's Pro 2 Generation 3 is a contactless clitoral stimulator which uses “Liquid Air Technology” to get you off.
That name relates to the fact the sensations, supposedly, feel just like a surge of pulsing water directed at your downstairs — AKA if you're used to getting off with the help of your power shower, this is likely the toy for you.
Although, I'd also suggest it to any sex-tech beginner. That's because it actually couldn't be simpler to use. Just sit it over your C-spot — not before slicking the lip with lube — and await the persistent air pulses to speed you towards sexual ecstasy.
Fitted with 12 moving modes — everything from gentle pulses to intense, thigh-shaking tremors — and a whisper setting that shouldn't disturb your neighbours/parents/housemates, it ticks a lot of boxes. Then there's the 15-year (!) guarantee that likely means you'll never have to pay out for another Pro 2 Gen 3 again. Major score.
I should also mention the extra interchangeable head — one that a satisfied shopper said “spoils my clitoris on another level” — which offers a totally different sensation to the default. Rather than a circular mouth with a hole in the centre, this has a thin layer of silicone across the centre, turning your clit sucker into a vibrator. So, when you think about it, you're getting two sex toys for the price of one.
While bagging the (lust-worthy) lilac will bag you the biggest discount (down from £36.98 to £30.99), you've got colour options when it comes to the contactless clitoral massager:
This is a quick reminder that this deal, and every other discount offered as part of Amazon's Prime Day sale, is exclusively for Prime members. But it takes seconds to sign up and every new user gets a 30-day free trial. Stun.
And for those between the ages of 18 and 22, you’ll qualify for a discounted membership. Yep, you’ll get access to all the premium perks — including fast, free delivery, access to Prime Video, Amazon Music, Prime Gaming and discounted ODEON cinema tickets — for just £4.49 a month, or £47.79 a year.
