We get it: Few things are more nerve-wracking than making the first move. The good news is that dating apps make it easy to shoot out a message to a potentially compatible match, especially if their profile has prompts you can respond to. But not every profile is an easy one to shoot your shot with. That's where these Tinder pickup lines (that can actually work on any dating app!) can come in handy—especially if you're on an app with a time limit and need to think of something to say ASAP.
Ideally, expressing a shared interest or asking them a question about something on their profile is the best move. Specificity is key here, so it’s always a good idea to modify these pickup lines to include some personal details about the match you’re trying to woo whenever possible. Of course, not everyone came to the experts (ahem, that's us) for dating app advice, so there's a chance you might match with someone fab, but their profile doesn't give you much to go with. Annoying, sure, but we can still work with it!
There are a lot of different routes you can go when it comes to pickup lines, regardless of the dating app you're using. It's really going to depend on the vibes and what stands out to you about the match. Some folks opt for cheesy pickup lines (which *can* work when properly executed), while others lean towards something more direct and sexy. If you go the naughty pickup line route, though, make sure it's not too dirty (and still respectful!), especially if you're looking for a more serious relationship over a casual fling.
Whether your match laid out their entire life story in the bio or they're literally just like, "Hi, I'm [*insert name here*]," we've got you covered. Read on for the best Tinder pickup lines of all time. Go ahead and copy and paste, bb; just be sure to send us an invite to the wedding.
Funny Tinder Pickup Lines
- Well, well, well, if it isn’t my next mistake.
- Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.
- Looks like this could be the beginning of a love story for the ages, or another pointless dating app match that goes nowhere. Only one way to find out!
- Honestly, I don’t usually make the first move, but you were hard to resist.
- Just saw you on Spotify. Congrats on being the hottest single.
- Wanna wait out the apocalypse together?
- As Taylor Swift might say, “Oh my god, look at that face. You look like my next mistake.”
- Okay TBH I think you’re really cute and I am literally begging you not to disappoint me with a boring opener. Do your best!
- I can see our NYT wedding announcement now: “Hottest Couple to Ever Meet on a Dating App Ties the Knot.”
- We get it, you have a dog. How original. (Now please introduce me to him/her immediately.)
- Beat you to the first message. Pretty sure that means you owe me a drink.
- Sorry but I’m afraid I have a strict policy against dating people with prettier eyes than me.
- Anyone ever tell you you look like [insert celebrity that they look like, ideally an attractive one]?
- Was about to delete this app but suddenly I'm pretty glad I didn’t.
- Wow, and they say all the good ones are already taken?
- So I guess we’re pretty much married now.
- Guess today’s your lucky day.
- Let’s get off this app together, shall we?
- Calling it now, you’re about to be obsessed with me.
- I need you to help me settle a bet. My friend bet me $20 you wouldn’t ask me out, and TBH I really can’t afford to lose that cash rn.
- You’re welcome, I made the first move for you.
- I hope you're not allergic to sarcasm, because that's basically my second language. Ready to test your tolerance?
- I bet you a round of drinks you won’t ask me out first.
- Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should I un-match you and then match again for the dramatic effect?
- I'm not saying I'm a gold digger, but I did notice you can afford the good avocados.
Cheesy Tinder Pickup Lines
- I’m actually a rep from [insert name of app]. I was sent to make sure this is actually a legit account because you’re just too damn attractive to be real.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for that profile picture of yours.
- Ever get that feeling that you just swiped right on your soulmate?
- If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged... and I'm willing to be your alibi.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- You must be the reason for global warming because things just got unbearably hot.
- If we were both cats, would you spend all nine lives with me?
- I'm no electrician, but I can light up your day. Was that shocking enough for a convo starter?
- Are you the syllabus? Because I've been studying you like crazy.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at your profile, I smile.
- I’ve heard of love at first sight, but I wasn’t prepared for love at first swipe.
- If our conversation were a Spotify playlist, it would be titled ‘Top Hits’ because I’m already convinced you’re the best track on my list.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I’m willing to take the risk.
- If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- I must be a magician because whenever I swipe right, you appear.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your profile pictures.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, and I can't resist your magnetic charm.
- Are you a campfire? Because you're making me feel warm all over.
- You must be so tired from running through my mind all night
- You must be a parking ticket cause you're hella ~fine~.
- If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple, and I'd be the one to pick you.
- Are you a wifi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
Sexy Tinder Pickup Lines
- Excuse my sincerity, but you’re seriously hot and I’m legitimately glad we matched.
- So do the glasses stay on during sex?
- Holy shit you’re hot.
- I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.
- Do you mind grabbing me a glass of water? Because I’m suddenly feeling real thirsty.
- You’ve got something on your face in that first pic. Wait, no, sry. It’s just missing something. My face.
- Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- Am I really supposed to believe someone as hot as you is still single?
- Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?
- I'm not good at math, but I'm pretty sure you plus me equals a great time.
- Is there a mirror in your pocket in that third pic? Because I can totally see myself in your pants.
- I'm not a weatherman, but I can definitely predict some hot and steamy nights with you.
- Are you a work of art? Because I want to admire you from every damn angle.
- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
- Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
- I feel like I’m getting a tan just looking at my phone because you’re so scorching.
- OMG, I'm obsessed with your (insert details about an outfit from one of their pics). It would look soooo good on my bedroom floor.
- What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- I volunteer as your victim since your style proves you clearly dress to kill.
- If our profiles were ingredients, we'd make one spicy recipe. Should we give us a taste?
Thought-Provoking Tinder Pickup Lines
- Anyone ever tell you you look like [insert celebrity/public figure they absolutely do not look like]? (It will confuse them, and they’ll have no choice but to respond. You’re welcome.)
- Listen, I’m not big on making the first move, so if you’re interested, shoot your shot and we’ll both pretend you approached me.
- Well, the Tinder gods have decided we’re a match. How do you think we should play this?
- TBH I think hot people are boring. Prove me wrong?
- What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard on here?
- I'd tell you you're cute, but someone probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead.
- What's the most mind-bending question you've ever been asked?
- Let's break the ice by sharing our most embarrassing childhood memories. I'll go first.
- If we were both characters in a sitcom, would we be the will-they-won't-they couple or the dynamic duo causing shenanigans in every episode?
- Let's play a game: Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
- Let's skip the small talk and jump straight to discussing our favorite conspiracy theories.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to believe we're living in a simulation?
- If you could rewrite history, what event would you change and why?
- If we were in a movie, would we be the romantic leads or the unexpected plot twist?"
- Would you rather explore the depths of the ocean or the vastness of space?
- Let's get right to it: If you could travel to any fictional world, where would you go and why?
- Sorry to bother you, but I have an urgent Q: Would you rather have the power of telekinesis or the ability to teleport?
- One book that changed your life, anddddd go:
- Are you a dog person, a cat person, or someone I should just un-match with right now?
- Favorite pizza toppings on three: 1, 2, 3...
Best Tinder Pickup Lines
- You look like someone I could introduce to my parents 😉.
- What's a cutie like you doing without my phone number?
- Your eyes are like Ikea—I'm totally lost in them.
- Hey, I noticed we both swiped right. Wanna prove to me that this app actually works?
- Let's cut to the chase: Are we gonna exchange witty banter, or should I start planning our wedding already?
- Sorry, but I had to pause my Netflix marathon to match with you. That’s got to count for something, right?
- So, what’s your go-to karaoke song? I’m planning our duet already.
- I have a theory: We’re both swiping right at the same time because the universe is trying to tell us something. Thoughts?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good with poems, but at least I swiped right on you.
- If you were to create a signature cocktail based on your personality, what would it be called?
- I have a feeling we’d make great partners in crime. What’s our first heist?
- I’m not sure what’s more impressive: your profile pics or your taste in music. Can we discuss both over a drink?
- I challenge you to a game of Two Truths and a Lie. Winner gets to plan our first date.
- What’s your favorite thing to do on a Sunday morning? Let’s do it together next weekend.
- I can't believe we've known each other for one whole minute and haven't exchanged numbers yet!
- Wasn’t expecting to match with [insert hot celebrity they look like] tonight!
- I’m not great at pickup lines, but I am great at making tacos. So, what do you say we ditch this app and I’ll make us some tacos?
- Let’s make a pact: If we both don’t find someone better in six months, we’ll meet up and have a hilariously awkward date reminiscing about our failed attempts at finding love.
- What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done? I’m looking for someone who can keep up with my impulsiveness.
- To be honest with you, I copied this pickup line from a Cosmo article.
Kayla Kibbe (she/her) is the Associate Sex and Relationships Editor at Cosmopolitan US, where she covers all things sex, love, dating and relationships. She lives in Astoria, Queens and probably won’t stop talking about how great it is if you bring it up. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.
Rachel Varina is a full-time freelance writer covering everything from the best vibrators (the Lelo Sona) to the best TV shows (The Vampire Diaries). She has over 10 years of editorial experience with bylines at Women's Health, Elite Daily, Betches, and more. She lives in Tampa, Florida, but did not feed her husband to tigers. When she's not testing out new sex toys (100+ and counting so far!), she's likely chilling with her dogs or eating buffalo chicken dip. Ideally at the same time. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter.
