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Hi. This is my '''Fabs''' page. You know, my '''F'''irst '''A'''rticle '''B'''asic '''S'''kills page. You can read this page for help in making your own article.

[[File:Sus scrofa piglet.jpg|thumb|center|This is my helper, Snufflesnout. He's adorable and darling and sweet and cute. He also likes lying in mud and typing with his eyes closed. He's left-hooved.]]

This is Snufflesnout's first attempt at writing a page. Naturally, he wrote about me.

<center><tt><nowiki>Clementina, also called Radiant Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes, is a failure. I think she needs face surgery. She's a loser and she never replies to my emails. Loser. I'm bored. I think I'll stop writing this page now. Maybe snuffle around for some truffles while I'm at it. She has flowing, shiny dark hair that's pretty and stuff.</nowiki></tt></center>

== Bold as a billy goat ==
Try '''bolding''' the subject of the article. Snufflesnout will have to bold the word Clementina, since that's the article's subject. Like this:

<center><tt><nowiki>'''Clementina''', also called '''Radiant Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes''', is a failure. I think she needs face surgery. She's a loser and she never replies to my emails. Loser. I'm bored. I think I'll stop writing this page now. Maybe snuffle around for some truffles while I'm at it. She has flowing, shiny dark hair that's pretty and stuff.</nowiki></tt></center>

Easy, huh? :) You can try looking at some of our [[WP:VGA|best articles]] or [[WP:GA|good articles]] for more help.

== References rule ==

The more [[WP:RS|good references]], the better. Where did you get all that great information? If it's from a book, it would be great if you could credit it. If it's from a website, copy the website's link. If Snufflesnout says something shocking, like, that I never reply to emails, he needs a reference. To put a reference there, just do like this:

<center><tt><nowiki>She's a loser and she never replies to my emails.<ref>Snufflesnout, 2009, The Book of Learning How to Make Clementina Eat Pork Chops for Dinner, p. 27</ref>

=== References ===
{{reflist}}
</nowiki></tt></center>

Then the full article will come out like this:

'''Clementina''', also called '''Radiant Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes''', is a failure. I think she needs face surgery. She's a loser and she never replies to my emails.<ref>Snufflesnout, 2009, The Book of Learning How to Make Clementina Eat Pork Chops for Dinner, p. 27</ref> Loser. I'm bored. I think I'll stop writing this page now. Maybe snuffle around for some truffles while I'm at it. She has flowing, shiny dark hair that's pretty and stuff.

=== References ===
{{reflist}}

If you want to be even more smart with references, try looking at the {{tl|Citeweb}} and {{tl|Citebook}} pages for help with your references. It's too hard to explain here, and my talk page is getting dusty, so just ask me if you have any trouble with it. It'll make me happy. Really!

== Neutral point of view is nice ==

''Obviously'', Snufflesnout is not being [[WP:NPOV|neutral]]. He is being silly and ungrateful and writing from the point of view of a spoiled Internet piglet. So let's cut out some bits that are not neutral:

<center><tt><nowiki>'''Clementina''', also called '''Radiant Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes''',</nowiki> is a <s>failure</s> female Wikipedian. <s>I think she needs face surgery. She's a loser and</s> She never replies to <s>my</s> emails.<nowiki><ref>Snufflesnout, 2009, The Book of Learning How to Make Clementina Eat Pork Chops for Dinner, p. 27</ref></nowiki> <s>Loser. I'm bored. I think I'll stop writing this page now. Maybe snuffle around for some truffles while I'm at it.</s> She has <s>flowing, shiny</s> dark hair <s>that's pretty and stuff</s>.</tt></center>

Now let's read it again.

<center><tt><nowiki>'''Clementina''', also called '''Radiant Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes''', is a female Wikipedian. She never replies to emails.<ref>Snufflesnout, 2009, The Book of Learning How to Make Clementina Eat Pork Chops for Dinner, p. 27</ref> She has dark hair.</nowiki></tt></center>

Every human who reads this will have to agree calmly with it. Even the vandal who hates me with the passion of a thousand burning suns will has to agree that I ''am'' a female Wikipedian with dark hair. Of course, I actually do reply to emails, so Snufflesnout's references need checking.

== Pretty little linking ==

Blue! Blue skies! Blue oceans! Blue links!

Don't you just love blue?

It's good to link important words the reader might not understand. Just don't link too, ''too'' much. Use common sense. :)

=== Good ===
<center><tt><nowiki>'''Clementina''', also called '''Radiant Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes''', is a [[female]] [[Wikipedia]]n. She never replies to [[email]]s.<ref>Snufflesnout, 2009, The Book of Learning How to Make Clementina Eat Pork Chops for Dinner, p. 27</ref> She has dark [[hair]].</nowiki></tt></center>

-> '''Clementina''', also called '''Radiant Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes''', is a [[female]] [[Wikipedia]]n. She never replies to [[email]]s. She has dark [[hair]].

=== Very bad! ===

<center><tt><nowiki>'''[[Clementina]]''', also [[call]]ed '''[[Idiot|Radiant |Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes]]''', is a [[female]] [[Wikipedia]]n. [[She]] [[never]] [[replies]] to [[email]]s.<ref>Snufflesnout, 2009, The Book of Learning How to Make Clementina Eat Pork Chops for Dinner, p. 27</ref> She [[has dark]] [[hair]].</nowiki></tt></center>

-> '''[[Clementina]]''', also [[call]]ed '''[[Idiot|Radiant Imperial Joy-of-my-eyes]]''', is a [[female]] [[Wikipedia]]n. [[She]] [[never]] [[replies]] to [[email]]s. She [[has dark]] [[hair]].

== An admin might come and ruin everything ==

Even so, a mean nasty bullying [[WP:ADMIN|administrator]] like me might come along and [[WP:DELETE|delete]] the whole page altogether and leave an annoying note like [[User:Clementina/NQD|this]]. <--''See here for information about notability'' If so, find a better subject to write an article about...something respectable. You can use information from the English Wikipedia, if you want, just as long as you simplify it and [[WP:Transwiki attribution|copy a link about where it came from]].

Anyway, I hope this helped. :) You can always drop by on my [[User talk:Clementina|talk page]] to ask questions, or email me (I ''do'' reply). Big hugs and kisses, grace and peace by Jesus Christ, and happy changing!

And now please excuse me while I go eat some [[bacon]].

Love, —[[User:Clementina|<span style="color:#6B8AB8">Clementina</span>]] [[User talk:Clementina|<span style="font-family:calibri; font-size:9pt; color:#50C878">talk</span>]] 12:10, 8 January 2011 (UTC)