A sleazy, rich business man manipulates a prostitute into lowering her hourly rate from $100 per hr to $31.25 per hr for 6 days Okay, so I couldn't sleep last night and came across Pretty Woman on Disney+!! Because I'd discussed it earlier in the day, I thought I'd give it a go. I'm going to do this review in a pros and cons style.
I'll start with The Cons
1: The excuse for Edwards girlfriend not being at the big party, and the following week, is very weak. She says he gave her no notice. It's later revealed the following week is the result of a years worth of work. Someone detail orientated like Edward would have given her enough notice. Then again, there is no movie, if she is there, so
2: Kit isn't really a nice person, spending the rent money on drugs and acting like it's no big deal
3: How did Edward drive the car fine when leaving the party, but now he is struggling? He must have stopped at some point. It's L. A
4: She says Edward can't afford her for the full night, knowing he is staying in the Penthouse suite. Before only charging him $300.
She said she earns $100 an hour, but charges $300 for the entire night?? Gere was having breakfast when she got up, the next morning. She was there a minimum of 8 hours at least, so she was on $37.50 an hour
5: Edward says on the phone he enjoys the possibility of things going wrong, but earlier he stated he is rarely surprised, as he likes to plan everything.
6: Gere says he ordered everything on the menu. What he shows her, is Pancakes with strawberries, scrambled egg and bacon, some stale toast and some croissant's that are half eaten So this posh hotel is no more impressive than a McDonald's breakfast menu!!
7: Julia Roberts is not only a noisy eater she talks with her mouth full
8: Jason Alexander is actually right. He should have been at the meeting. But this successful business man who leaves nothing to chance, is taking the hooker he has known for 12 hrs max
9: Sleazy Gere hires Roberts as an employee, to attend functions with him and have sex with him!! Sleazy!! As he "doesn't have time for romantic complications" Was there even a contract??
10: $3,000 for 6 days?? Her hourly rate just keeps getting lower and lower. Assuming she has 8 hours sleep at her hourly rate of $100 per hr, she should be getting closer to $10,000. Over the course of say 12 hours Wealthy and sleazy Richard Gere has manipulated a poor prostitute into dropping her hourly wage from $100 per hr to $31.25. Yeah, he is a good guy
11: Julia Robert's who knew the way to Gere's hotel from her street corner has to ask Kitty where to buy nice clothes??
12: Okay those shop attendants are dicks, but why is Vivian shocked?? This isn't her first day in the world, I'm pretty sure as a prostitute she was told she was not welcome, somewhere, before
13: Boring property take over talk. Wall Street, this movie isn't
14: Richard Gere says he will order her food, then Robert's asks who ordered it, when it arrived 🙄
15: Richard Gere is just so gross, paying the shop attendants to be nice to Roberts gives off serious 'Look how great, your Daddy is Princess' vibes
16: Roberts spends an "Offensive amount of money", but only leaves the store with one new outfit and six bags (one I'm assuming had the outfit she was wearing, when she went into the store)
17: I hate the Roy Orbison song Pretty Woman. When I used to go to this one pub, every weekend. A guy I didn't care for, sang it poorly, every Fri, Sat and Sunday!! I hate the movie for reminding me of him. Petty, I know 🤣🤣
18: Gere saying "You look like a lady" is so sleazy!! She always looked like a lady!! Just maybe not one up to his standards or definition of 'a lady' creep!! Someone tell me when he is a charming romantic man??
19: Gere tells sleazy Jason Alexander, who I'm sure he knows is a creepy scumbag, Roberts is a prostitute
20: Gere shouts "Vivian, I'm talking to you!! Get back here" before adding "You are my employee"
21: He just happened to have $3,000 cash on him, to throw on the bed. He is paying her in full, before the six days are up, her hourly rate went back up to $50 an hour. Still half of what she was earning at the start of the movie.
22: Edward is possessive and toxic as f, when he tried to excuse his actions. But he says he didn't like her talking to another man with a smile, and Robert's is okay with it.
23: I hate to say it, but sleazy Jason Alexander is again, not wrong
24: Roberts smiles when Gere says "When you're not fidgeting you look very beautiful" so many things wrong with that comment!! I guess ladies in Gere's world don't fidget and are just perfect
25: He says she is very tall, she was probably taller in her boots at the beginning
26: The opera scene is such crap!!
27: Why is there a shot of the World Trade Centre in a movie set in California?
28: Roberts explains she doesn't want a relationship where he sets her up in a condo and just pops through town, leaving her some money to last until his next visit
29: Roberts acting is horrible when she was talking about being a little girl, on the balcony
30: Sleazy Gere punching sleazier Jason Alexander, doesn't make Gere any less sleazier
31: How does Robert's know what Gere did was good?? What evidence is she basing this on?? All she knows is Alexander told her Gere blew the billion dollar deal!!
32: Pretty sure Gere didn't invent the concept of wanting more!! Didn't he see Oliver?? Or even his own country's history of what the white man did to the indigenous tribes??
33: Roberts knew that one car honking was different than every other car honking in L. A🤣🤣 she could hear the opera music at that point
34: So what has changed, since she said she didn't want a relationship where he sets her up in a condo and just pops through town, leaving her some money to last until his next visit. Gere is still going back to New York. Why do people think this is a happy, romantic ending??
Pro's
1: Julia Robert's is hot in the blonde wig and boots
2: Okay Julia Roberts is cute, singing in the bath
3: Roberts spitting the chewing gum out was funny
4: Her going back to the shop is satisfying, and there is no denying it's still quotable to this day
5: Hector Elizondo is always good on screen (except in Beverly Hills Cop 3)
6: His part is only small, but I love Ralph Bellamy in anything
7: It does have a decent soundtrack with classics like It Must Have Been Love by Roxette and King of Wishful Thinking by Go West
So to summerise Pretty Woman. A sleazy, rich business man, in L. A for a week of business meetings, manipulates a nice prostitute (we know she is nice as she doesn't do drugs, like her flatmate) who is struggling to get by, into lowering her hourly rate from $100 per hr to $31.25 per hr for 6 days. He buys her some nice clothes and a hot dog, from a vendor, but constantly demeans her and is pretty toxic throughout. The week ends, when she refused his offer to extend the arrangement. She goes back to her apartment looking to start a better life, away from prostitution (she has some nice clothes now). The sleazy rich man turns up and they kiss on the fire escape. No promise of what is in the future. Probably the arrangement she rejected earlier.
Awful.