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Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2
(2022)

Well... is this horror or comedy or nothing?
The third film, Bhool Bhulaiyaa 3, has released and as I haven't yet seen the 2nd film, I saw it and in fact just completed watching it.

What a stupid film is this! This film only worked due to the first movie and nothing else. Now, I am sure the 3rd part of this franchise will be really bad.

I had high expectations from this movie and they were met with a really end! Lol. I don't know what to say about it. After watching this movie I think i too need to start reviewing movies. Haha.

The songs have been wasted. I mean the guy dancing to Mere Dholna. What nonsense. Where's the horror? Where's the comedy? Where's the story? Very bad. Yet... its a blockbuster movie.

Khel Khel Mein
(2024)

A good 'Hollywood' style movie
After watching the trailer I was sure that this will be a good movie and it actually was one. I really enjoyed watching it. Every main character did a good job. Akshay, Taapsee, Ammy, Fardeen, Vaani... all did a good job. It actually feels like a hollywood movie and is fun to watch.

The movie is mainly based on the aspect of trust and how people behave when their mobile phones become the main object of attraction even in a small group of people.

It feels like a Hollywood movie because it is a remake of a movie, Perfect Strangers. It is a one time watch for sure. Not everyone will like it, that's also true.

Kudi Haryane Val Di
(2024)

Thoroughly enjoyed. Unexpectedly good
I want to start the review with haha. I wasn't expecting this movie to be this good. Yes it has it faults but overall it was really good. Everyone's performance was top notch. Not even a single actor was boring. I truly enjoyed the movie. The only part that i didn't like was how the second guy, Mahabir, was taken out all of a sudden. His character could have been good to the bad guy. But did not. It would have made the movie better, in my opinion. Overall a good movie. The side actors too performed really well. I laughed so hard that it felt as if i will have an attack. Haha. A must watch for sure. After carry on jatta 1, this is a really well made comedy movie. I recommend it.

Jawan
(2023)

Terrible Blockbuster of all times
This is one of the worst movies i have ever seen. A complete letdown of what Shah Rukh Khan can do for a movie. This movie became of hit just because Shah Rukh's other movie Pathan became a big hit. I don't know how can people be such foolish that they flocked to the theatre's to watch this utter nonsense. It feels as if you are randomly watching scenes from Tamil, etc movies. Very very bad.

I can go on and on but I have lost interest altogether. I am currently watching the movie and it seems this will go on forever. 45 minutes of movie is still left and i am watching it because it is now available on Netflix. Haha. This is a crap movie. All the people behind the movie are so lucky that this stupid movie became the biggest hit of Indian cinema. Haha. Can't stop laughing.

Carry on Jatta 3
(2023)

One of the worst
Such a nonsense and one of the worst movies i have ever watched. Carry On Jatta 1 was the best of this trilogy. They are still using it name to make such crap movies. So many people have wasted their money and time on watching this movie. Highly avoidable. If you really want to watch some good and funny movies then watch movies like, Godday Godday Chaa, Goreyan Nu Dafa Karo, etc. 100 times better than this one. Punjabi cinema has some real gems in the comedy genre too but this is certainly not one of those. Please avoid and it isn't even meant to be watched on OTT too.

I still believe that i went to watch this movie even when i was sure that this will be bad.

Smoking kills
(2021)

Desi style story with a punch
I actually really liked the concept of this short film. The story line has a clear cut message that smoking indeed kills. I don't want to give any spoilers here but if you know Hindi and want to see a film with a social message that is actually useful then you must see this.

Atrangi Re
(2021)

People said its good. WTF!
I saw some reviews, ok from KRK, as he never gives false reviews. He said this is a good movie. WT literal F was this! I remember watching John Abraham and Bipasha's Madhoshi. It's almost the same. Really bad movie. The reviews said the climax is something that you'll never forget. And yes we won't. So the friend of the hero told the story in the very starting of the movie and we are mad enough to watch the whole thing! Time waste.

Wanderlust
(2012)

What a Crappylust
I thought that the main actors are great and so the movie will be good at least. But it is not. Sucha forced story and absolutely nothing is convincing enough in it. It's weak and very boring. Did not expected it at all.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
(2019)

Good movie. 1 time watch
I had no hopes as the horror movies i have been watching lately all turned out to be bad. But this one is above average. Story line is awkward type, but the goosebumps scattered here and there are worth watching. Not the best of the best, but still good 1 time watch.

Deliver Us from Evil
(2014)

This was... strange!
I just happened to came across this movie. Random watch you can say. I really found it kind of strange. The climax scenes were a little better but then all of a sudden it ended! It is an average movie. Also saw here on IMDB that it won 2 awards! Really!!! Again a strange thing.

Chal Mera Putt
(2019)

Not so good. Reviews seems not genuine
Was expecting a great movie. But just like Nikka Zaildar 3, this one is also not good. I think that the reviews here are 'questionable' and not genuine. There are moments of forced humour here and there, which aren't funny at all. Disappointed. Was expecting much better than this. Love Punjab and Goreyan Nu Dafa Karo is much better movies of Amrinder than this one.

Nikka Zaildar 3
(2019)

Nikka Zaildar 3 is such a big SHAME
The first and second part of this series was good. This is such a waste. I don't know how they came up with such a bad story. I mean how can people burn their money making such crap. Disappointing at the max level.

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
(2019)

No fast and certainly not furious
What a great waste of time and money. The last Fast and Furious movie was like 100 times better. Why are they still making these films when they don't have any story or plot or just about nothing to show as such. Saving the world!! That was a big joke in the movie. Utterly nonsense.

I could not stand to watch this movie for more than one hour. And that too was so uncomfortable. The whole movie was loud for no reason at all. I left the hall after interval and watching me leave another 7-8 people left the theatre.

Dissatisfied and disappointed. Very bad.

Chandigarh Amritsar Chandigarh
(2019)

What a waste of time and money
This is one of the worst movies I have ever watched. Utterly nonsense and no storyline at all. I wonder where does the money comes to these people to make such stupid movies?

Shadaa
(2019)

Utterly Nonsense
What were they thinking when they were planning this movie? Nonsense at best. Very boring. Nobody's performance was good. All actors were wasted. Very bad execution.

Bharat
(2019)

Salman shines yet again after Bajrangi Bhaijaan
Have been running salmanonlineDOTnet since 1998 now and i have been a strong critic of Salman's movies. Ok here is the review.

Good movie. Story of Bharat Salman Khan from being a kid to a man of 70+ years. From time of Indo-Pak partition time to 2010. Some great moments in the storyline and some unwanted too. Still much better than Race 3 lol. Salman ka fan hun but andha nahin. Ok. Songs, some good and some stupid. Aithe aa, such song was sung in 1964? Come on!!

Decent movie. Enjoyable. Salman did a great job and this is one of his best movies. But my all time favourite remains Maine Pyar Kiya, Hum Aapke Hain Koun and Bajrangi Bhaijaan.

The Tudors
(2007)

Absolutely loved it
Seriously I loved every bit of this TV series. Initially started watching about an year ago. Just a few minutes and left it there thinking it isn't what I wamt to see. Then I started watching Reign. Then out of curiosity started to watch Tudors again just to know what happened to Elizabeth etc before that period. And I was astonished to see how well made this series is. Bravo. Loved every single minute of watching this exceptionally made program. I congratulate the whole team behind it. One of my all time favourites. Thank you.

Venom
(2018)

An okayish movie
Well to be frank I didn't liked the trailer but still went to watch today. It was an ok movie nothing great. Felt somewhat like Deadpool and even Spiderman in some parts. Nothing absolutely great, just an okayish movie for a one time watch. And please someone tell me where is all the police is USA? They never come at all. Lol.

Papillon
(2017)

Too heavy, too good
Don't believe the negative reviews. The movie and everything shown in it is too good. Really liked it. The whole film is a great, one time watch though. If you like real life stories then you will like this. The actors have done an outstanding job. Well done. The direction and everything else is top notch.

Two and a Half Men
(2003)

Was really boring earlier but it changed
I must admit that I really didn't like it at all. Up to 5 seasons. Seriously. Then after a few months i started watching again. Then gradually started liking it. After Charlie the show is not boring as people say. Ashton is also fine. Well, to sum it up. Earlier didn't like it and then gradually started enjoying. Ha!

Bajrangi Bhaijaan
(2015)

The BEST movie of Salman Khan and Kabir Khan
Everything about this movie is unique and simply outstanding. It can also be said that it is one of the finest movies ever not only in Bollywood but also in Hollywood. Ok many people won't agree with me but hive it a chance. It is awesome.

The actors did a great job. Salman Khan, Kareena, Harshaali Malhotra (the small girl) and every single character has been portrayed and played well. The overall structure of the movie is amazing. Locales, the storyline, the plot, songs (few of them), direction, background score and everything else.

You will simply love this movie. It won't be wrong to call it a Masterpiece.

Thank you Kabir Khan and the writer and the actors for giving us such a wonderful and lovely film.

Two and a Half Men
(2003)

Was really boring earlier but it changed
I must admit that I really didn't like it at all. Up to 5 seasons. Seriously. Then after a few months i started watching again. Then gradually started liking it. After Charlie the show is not boring as people say. Ashton is also fine. Well, to sum it up. Earlier didn't like it and then gradually started enjoying. Ha!

Tiger Zinda Hai
(2017)

A good enjoyable movie
Yes, it is a good enjoyable movie. Yes, its a little bit like Baby, a movie of Akshay Kumar. Yes, it shows Salman as the HERO and why not? People love him and the producers and director will show him like a God because the whole movie is carried on his shoulders. I liked the movie a lot. Though at few places it became a little stupid, like when they speak praises about Pakistan which looks way too much awkward. Overall its a good movie and great entertainer. Go for it.

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
(2016)

What Did I watch? X-Men with children? Worst Movie
This is my first review on IMDb. What did i just watch? seriously. it was the worst movie i ever watched. I just don't know what other people found good in it! I wasted my money. This was a thorough torture in the movie hall. Very poor indeed. This might be the only movie which i disliked so much that i am finding it rather difficult to express in words. What a horrible waste of time and money. Hollywood always makes good movies but such stupidity wasn't expected. and yes most of the part of this worse experience goes to the writer. the novel or what its based on i don't know, but all i know is that its is very bad. lastly, i would recommend everyone to first watch the trailer and also find the NEGATIVE reviews to find actually what is wrong with a movie before spending. I should have done this.... but didn't.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
(2011)

Great movie with even greater performances
This is indeed a great movie. Came to know about when i was searching for some other movie. The performances are great. The backdrop of the movie, locales etc are splendid. The mystery is also great. Overall a wonderful watch.

I thank the director, the actors, the art director and everyone in the team for such a fine movie.

But the only thing that was not expected from such a fine story was the ending. The ending is simply passable you can say, nothing great about the ending. But whatever... the movie is great as i said and thats more than enough.

Hope to see part 2,3,4 and more :)

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