The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Paintball Scattering (2019)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : Champagne, a champagne, a champagne with a packet of Splenda in it.
Sheldon Cooper : You know what I call this drink?
Penny Hofstadter : A waste of champagne?
Sheldon Cooper : No. A Dr. Cooper. Because...
Amy Farrah Fowler : He is also sweet and bubbly.
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Leonard Hofstadter : A toast to Sheldon and Amy and the publication of your super-asymmetry paper. We are so proud of you guys. Cheers.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thanks.
Penny Hofstadter : Yay.
[they clink their glasses and sip their drinks]
Sheldon Cooper : Ooh! That is PhD-licious.
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, have you guys gotten any feedback yet?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, there are some comments online, but we haven't read them. We decided we don't care what people say about our work.
Penny Hofstadter : Good for you. People online can be so mean. I posted a picture of myself on Instagram, and some jerk said I looked so skinny I might disappear.
Leonard Hofstadter : And yet somehow, she soldiers on.
Penny Hofstadter : Mm.
Sheldon Cooper : Although, Amy and I did give the world a gift. It would be nice to read some of the thank-you notes.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm surprised you're interested in some stranger's opinion.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, as I always say, a stranger's just a friend who hasn't complimented me yet.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay. I'll read them.
Leonard Hofstadter : If any of them accuse you of being too pretty, Penny can help you through it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, we're doing a big paintball game on Saturday if you two want to join.
Denise : Oh, my roommate asked me to help her move out on Saturday.
Penny Hofstadter : Ugh. That sucks.
Denise : Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball.
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Stuart Bloom : I didn't know your roommate was moving out.
Denise : Yeah. I've been looking for a new one, but... so far no luck.
Penny Hofstadter : [pointedly] You hear that? She needs a rommmate.
Denise : What do you think, Stuart?
Stuart Bloom : [mumbling] Uh, i-i-it, uh... flight.
[leaving as fast as he can]
Stuart Bloom : Flight.
Penny Hofstadter : [to Leonard] That was hard to watch.