Tom and Naz are a childish couple of flat-mates who have retreated from work and the outside world. However they have an enterprise in hand - to document every detail of their existence and present it as a news bulletin entitled Flat TV.
Tensions are running high in the flat as Tom's eBay ploy works and he and Naz await delivery of a package. But Naz is keeping a secret from his flatmate that threatens to tear their friendship apart.
Tom's internet stalking of gorgeous new neighbour Sophie fails, so he resorts to breaking and entering to get close to her. Meanwhile, Naz has invented a brand new sauce.
When Naz breaks one of the rules of the flat, he and Tom find themselves locked out of their flat. Tom just wants to get back in so he can watch Antiques Roadshow but Naz escapes Tom's tyranny to live in the wild.
In a bid to impress gorgeous new neighbour Sophie, Tom agrees to look after Aoife's nephew Kieran - but he turns out to be a real handful. Meanwhile, Naz decides to become a monk.