Prank Patrol

When I was alone and afraid, there was an all knowing light that lead me out of the darkness. The all knowing force that is Scottie T showed me that there is more to life than just watching over used repeats of pepper pig. my earliest memory of prank patrol was lying on the couch eating a packet of "Thins" chips (sour cream and onion of course because salt and vinegar is Satan reincarnate) my favorite episode of "Oggy and the Cockroaches" once the final credits finished i felt an over whelming sadness, but suddenly a musical theme that i will never forget played. "here we go we're on a roll. where we stop nobody knows" my curiosity was limitless. What was this witchcraft? what was this show. I immediately fell in love, for the next few days I would constantly prank my family, it got to the point where they banned me from the television. But this effort was futile because i would sneak into the bathroom and watch prank patrol on the ABC 3 website. I would make loud noises of excitement and grunts of pleasure watching the show. My parents became worried that I was watching inappropriate things while I was in the bathroom. I took the fall for their accusations. they could never know I was watching Scotty. I explained to them how not being able to watch prank patrol I had resorted to other things. they lifted my television ban and i was once again allowed to witness scotty on my 20 inch Sony box television in the comfort of my couch. Scotty taught me how to prank and never take myself for granted.