- [from trailer]
- G.G. Sparrow: Who cares if I've had a few little nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!
- G.G. Sparrow: [to Randy and Oliva who are making out in the kitchen] Oh no, THIS is not turning into THAT in my house!
- [from trailer]
- G.G. Sparrow: Well, I am who I am.
- Vi Rose Hill: Well, maybe you were... five procedures ago!