- Dr. Drakken: [surprised] KIM POSSIBLE?
- Monkey Fist: WHY do you always act SO surprised?
- Dr. Drakken: [confused] Hmm... I don't know.
- [explaning why he can't wait for Latin class]
- Ron: Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating...
- [Rufus licks his lips]
- Ron: ...I already know my research project: "The Down-Low on J-Lo".
- Kim: Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language.
- Ron: No salsa?
- Kim: No J-Lo.
- Ron: The perfect school year just went down the tubes and... and the Possible-Stoppable team is right behind it.
- [Rufus imitates a toilet flushing]
- Ron: Nice!
- Kim: What are you talking about?
- Ron: Rufus! He just sounded like a toilet.
- Kim: No, no. The end of the Possible-Stoppable team?
- Ron: Think, Kim. How are we going to make that work from different continents?
- Kim: Well... it'll be tricky... but doable.
- Ron: You really think so?
- Kim: Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.
- Kim: [giving Ron his own communicator] Now you can call me or beep me, you know, if you wanna reach me.
- Preschool Ron: [preschool Kim is being picked on by Preschoolers Drakken, Monkey Fist, and Killagan] Leave her alone! It's her turn! Taking turns is the basic foundation of pre-school. The jungle-law of daycare is behind us. We have structure. We have rules.
- Kim Possible: I'm tired of playing defense. I'm taking the fight to Shego.
- Ron Stoppable: You're going to the future?
- Kim Possible: Yeah.
- Ron Stoppable: Okay, okay. From here on out...
- [cracks his knuckles]
- Ron Stoppable: We're in this together, KP.
- Rufus 3000: But the danger to the time stream... it's impossible.
- Kim Possible: 'Impossible?' Check my name.
- Shego: Hey, guys! Why don't you work as a "team", and put the stupid head on "together"?
- Dr. Drakken: But I hate sharing!
- Duff Killagan: No sharing!
- Monkey Fist: Then we shall not share, together!
- Dr. Drakken: Yes!
- [Drakken, Monkey Fist and Killigan struggles for control of the idol head]
- Shego: [hangs her head and sighs in defeat]
- Dr. Drakken: There's no such thing as mystical monkey power.
- Monkey Fist: You wouldn't know mystical monkey power if you held it in your tiny little hands.
- Duff Killagan: Aye, they are wee small digits!
- Rufus 3000: [with all naked mole rats gathered] Rufus Prime, what is the meaning of life?
- Rufus: Cheese!
- [the other naked mole rats applaud]
- Naked Mole Rat: [to his buddy] You owe me a buck.
- [Kim and Ron's first meeting]
- Preschool Ron: Did that one kid have opposable toes?
- Preschool Kim: You're weird... but I like you.
- [the villians are discussing how best to use their newly-acquired time travel ability]
- Dr. Drakken: I have run a complete analysis of Kim Possible's life, and have calculated the exact day when she will be most vulnerable.
- Shego: Sounds smart.
- Dr. Drakken: We must go undercover, using this juvenator.
- Shego: Juvenator? Wh-wh-what's a juvenator?
- [Drakken activates the juvenator, which turns him into a 4-year-old]
- Young Drakken: Cool.
- Shego: Okay, just got dumb.
- Ron: [to Kim after she's met her little brothers, who are now grown up] Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
- Ron: My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.
- Kim: Shego is the Supreme One? Well, you could've mentioned that.
- Rufus 3000: I thought it was obvious.
- Ron: Uh huh, sure. But just run it down for Kim's sake.
- Rufus 3000: Wasn't it clear that Shego was the only one smart enough to take over the world?
- Kim: Uh, well, I guess it always seemed more like a guy thing.
- Rufus 3000: I must return to the future, before more damage is done to the time stream! Also, I'm making cookies.
- Kim Possible: Cookies?
- Rufus 3000: Well, fighting an evil overlord works up a fierce appetite.
- Wade: I hear that.
- [Drakken and Killagan are bickering aboard their jet airplane]
- Monkey Fist: Can you two buffoons take this outside?
- Duff Killagan: At 30,000 feet?
- Monkey Fist: Precisely.
- [Future Shego pulls Present Shego off to the side]
- Future Shego: Listen, we don't have a lot of time. Ok, actually, we do. Well... we will.
- Shego: When you want to make sense, just let me know.
- Future Shego: Grab the Time Monkey.
- Shego: Why?
- Future Shego: You need the Time Monkey.
- Shego: Can't I just use yours?
- Future Shego: No, this is mine! OK, well, actually it's yours too. I mean, well, it's the one you're gonna to steal, so technically...
- Shego: If you need me, I'll be in there watching Kim Possible lose.
- Future Shego: Trust me, this whole rock gorilla deal is gonna go south. So when it does, make sure you get that Time Monkey!
- Shego: Run through this again for me.
- [on an educational video titled "The Supreme One and You"]
- Dr. Drakken: The Supreme One started with a simple dream: to rule the world. Of course, it was my dream first...
- [gets shocked with a shock collar]
- Dr. Drakken: AAH!
- Future Shego: Hey, eyes on me! You know, I started out as an underestimated sidekick trying to make the stupid schemes of others succeed...
- Dr. Drakken: My schemes were not stupid...!
- [she triggers the collar again]
- Dr. Drakken: AAH, THE BURNING!
- [Monique is commenting on Duff Killagan's modus operendi]
- Monique: Golf balls that explode?
- Kim Possible: Welcome to my world.
- Kim Possible: [exiting the sewers] So far so good.
- Ron Stoppable: [frowning] Oh really? Tell that to my shoes.
- Kim Possible: Then we'll go lower.
- Ron Stoppable: Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here!
- Rufus: Pee-Yuu!
- Kim Possible: Didn't they miss me?
- Future Jim & Tim: [Jim] Oh, yeah. But, Dad always said...
- Dr. Possible: Well, at least Kimmie's just lost in the time stream and not staying out late with some BOY.
- Duff Killagan: Ah've got yer rebels right here, oh, Supreme One, no thanks ta Monkey Boy.
- Monkey Fist: There were so many mole rats. So naked!
- Ron: Wade, don't you have... like-like a matter transporter or something? Couldn't you just beam us into Shego's palace?
- Future Wade: Sure, but your insides might wind up on the outside.
- Future Jim: It would be a great chance to meet your spleen.
- Ron: How would I even know it's MY spleen?
- Wade: I'm definitely picking up time cooties.
- Kim Possible: Really?
- Wade: No! There's no such thing as time cooties.
- Rufus 3000: Actually, there are. And they really itch.
- [In the future, an older Jim and Tim tell Kim that their parents moved to the moon]
- Ron Stoppable: Well, what about my parents?
- Mr. Stoppable: [in a spacesuit, on the moon] I'm an actuary. I can work anywhere.
- Preschool Kim: Oh, I felt my baby sister kick!
- Dr. Ann Possible: Now, Kim, remember it might be a baby brother.
- Dr. Possible: Might be two.
- Dr. Ann Possible: Don't even joke!
- Rufus 3000: I am Rufus 3000. I have come for you from the future.
- Kim Possible: This just got so much weirder!
- Rufus 3000: Hicka bicka boo!
- Kim Possible: Huh?
- Rufus 3000: Hick-a-bick-a-boo.
- Kim Possible: Duff?
- Duff Killagan: Aye, but now they call me "Robo-Duff!" The world's deadliest golfing cyborg!
- Kim Possible: Wow, now that's a mouthful.
- Ron Stoppable: And really, how many other golfing cyborgs are there? I mean, that cannot be a crowded field...
- Duff Killagan: Ach, shut your yap, boy!
- [sitting at their old desks at Middleton High, now converted into the Obedience Center, cuffs snap shut over their wrists]
- Ron Stoppable: High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!
- [a pair of collars pop up over their heads]
- Kim Possible: Or that sort of thing!
- Future Bonnie: Obedience collars. You'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.