White Collar Blue

[Joe is discussing his plans for the evening]

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: I'm looking for something a little more...

Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: Exciting?

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Exciting.

Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: You know what your problem is Thrills? You solve a big case and you've got to come down, I've seen it before. You need to do something wild to keep the juices flowing.

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Like what?

Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: In the old days I would've said go down to the pub and get into a fight.

[Joe gets up to leave]

Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: Uh-uh, I said that was the old days. These days we live in touchy-feely times.

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: No disrespect, boss, but I don't exactly want to get touchy-feely with you.

Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: That's a shame, I shaved awfully close.

[Laughs]

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: So what do you suggest?

Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: Think happy thoughts. Have a merangue. Have six more of these.

[pushes beers towards him]

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: [toasts] To misery.

Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: To misery, Thrills. Have a good night.

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Bye, boss.

[Ted leaves the office. Joe continues drinking]