- Jocelyn: [after opening a gift from Eddie] Why me? Why buy this? Why are you so interested in me?
- Eddie: Don't you like it?
- Jocelyn: It's-it's the best present anyone's ever bought me.
- Eddie: What's wrong with that?
- Jocelyn: I'm a weirdo. Look, if-if you like me, you must be a weirdo as well.
- Eddie: Well, yeah.
- First Cab Driver: What's a misogynist?
- Second Cab Driver: You.
- First Cab Driver: I know that, but what does it mean?
- Fergus: And you think you're just gonna bump into her in London?
- Libby: Well, you know, make a few calls. Made a list of all her favorite things. You know, list of her mates and stuff. She liked bloody marys.
- Fergus: Oh, that'll help.
- Libby: Roller skating.
- Fergus: This is eight years ago, right?
- Libby: And the Elgin Marbles. British Museum, eh?
- Fergus: So you might find her roller skating around the Elgin Marbles drinking a bloody mary.
- Libby: Well, you never know, do you?
- Second Cab Driver: So, when a woman says to you 'What a beautiful cock', she's lying. And who's she lying to? Herself. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you do have a beautiful cock. I can't say. But I suspect it looks something like mine. And I know mine's no oil painting.
- Eddie: The thing is, I've got a crush on you. It's more than a crush. It's a stampede. Yeah, I got a stampede on you.
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