- Inspector Zenigata: [to Michael Suzuki] With all your abilities, the path you follow is a charade where you can just threaten the government and walk away! I would have chosen a much more civilized path - in fact, it's my job to put you guys on the same path as the rest of the law-abiding citizens!
- Maria: So when do you think you'll be ready to have it?
- Inspector Zenigata: Have what?
- Maria: My cooking! You brought it up! And I've been practicing!
- Inspector Zenigata: Oh.
- Maria: Do you know why I've been practicing? Because you remind me so much of my father!
- Inspector Zenigata: Your FATHER?
- [groans]
- Inspector Zenigata: [to himself] It figures. I never get the girl...
- Maria: What's wrong with you?
- Inspector Zenigata: The damn pedal's on too light! Lupin's getting away!
- [car chase]
- Maria: [driving] If I speed, you might get suspended again!
- Inspector Zenigata: [pops his head out the passenger's seat] Whatever! My only goal is to put Lupin the Third behind bars!
- Arsene Lupin III: Good old Pops...
- [Zenigata passes by himself]
- Inspector Zenigata: Hey there, Zenigata... Lupin, is that you?
- Lupin III: Yo, Pops! Fancy meeting you here!
- Arsene Lupin III: Why don't you team up with me?
- Maria: With a thief?
- Arsene Lupin III: Every day is an exciting roller-coaster ride!
- Maria: It's tempting...
- Inspector Zenigata: Your roller-coaster leads right into jail!
- Arsene Lupin III: If you don't watch out, someone might end up cloning you! I don't want that happening to me! I'm an original!
- Daisuke Jigen: Oh!
- [holding swollen jaw]
- Goemon Ishikawa: Does it hurt?
- Daisuke Jigen: No, I'm just humming a little song called "Ouch!" How was your sword stolen, anyway?
- Goemon Ishikawa: Please do not ask me that question.
- Daisuke Jigen: You know I'm right. It was a girl. I'm serious, I can read you like a book, Goemon.
- [Goemon blushes]
- Daisuke Jigen: Was she a pretty girl? A real pretty girl?
- Daisuke Jigen: Forgot to bring any aspirin...
- Goemon Ishikawa: You forgot? How could you forget With all the pain you're in?
- Daisuke Jigen: You seem to have forgotten you lost your sword there, buddy!
- Maria: [interviewing Zenigata] What's the greatest joy in your life?
- Inspector Zenigata: Arresting Lupin.
- Maria: What is your motto?
- Inspector Zenigata: Arresting Lupin.
- Maria: Why haven't you ever been able to arrest Lupin?
- Inspector Zenigata: Could you please stop talking?
- Landlady: Kou-chan!
- Inspector Zenigata: Landlady!
- Landlady: Where were you last night? It was terrible! Our apartments burned down!
- Bodyguard: [to Zenigata, who is hastily trying to fix a doll he accidentally broke] Something wrong?
- Inspector Zenigata: [nervous] Why would anything be wrong?
- Inspector Zenigata: [drunk] You remember... how the trailer started moving by itself down the freeway?
- Maria: Now that you mention it, I do remember something crazy about the way it moved.
- Inspector Zenigata: Suzuki was prepared for every little thing the drivers of those trailers did.
- Maria: Wait, what does that mean?
- Inspector Zenigata: Something doesn't fit. Then again, all those problems melt away when I catch Lupin.
- [He takes another swig and falls flat on his back]
- Maria: Whoa!
- [Zenigata starts snoring loudly]
- Maria: Inspector Zenigata, wake up!
- Inspector Zenigata: [drunk] Remember how those trailers did their own thing on the freeway?
- Maria: Come to think of it, they almost ran into my car, too.
- Inspector Zenigata: All of the drivers were picked by Michael Suzuki.
- Maria: Does that mean...?
- Inspector Zenigata: Seems fishy to me. It'll all make sense when I catch Lupin.
- [He takes another swig and falls flat on his back. In his drunken stupor, he begins to roar like a lion]
- Maria: Mr. Zenigata! Mr. Zenigata!
- Maria: Wow, is this a jutte?
- Inspector Zenigata: I'm sorry. My ancestors...
- [He trails off. Maria stares pensively at the bludgeon]
- [Maria helps a drunk Zenigata out of the car]
- Inspector Zenigata: Lupin! You'll not get away from me this time!
- Maria: Would you please try to help with the walking?
- Inspector Zenigata: I love the guy, though. Lupin the Third! You're under arrest!
- Maria: Do you know what time it is?
- Inspector Zenigata: Nothing to see, move on... Hey, this is my house!
- Maria: I am so sorry.
- Inspector Zenigata: I live here, right here in this street... Hey, I'm home!
- [He leans on Maria and falls on top of her]
- Inspector Zenigata: Oh, hey, look at this... Oh, she's a professional.
- Landlady: He just pushed her down!
- Maria: So when will you eat it?
- Inspector Zenigata: Huh?
- Maria: You said you wouldn't die until you had my miso soup again.
- Inspector Zenigata: Oh, right...
- Maria: I've even been practicing for you, Zenigata-san, just like I would for my father.
- Inspector Zenigata: Your father? Yeah... I should have figured...
- Goemon Ishikawa: [furiously hammering away at the ceiling, eager to get his Zantetsuken back] I'm coming for you!
- [He breaks off a large piece of concrete that narrowly misses Jigen below]
- Goemon Ishikawa: Whoops.
- Daisuke Jigen: How'd the Zantetsuken get stolen?
- Goemon Ishikawa: Do not ask me. I have my pride.
- Daisuke Jigen: A woman, huh?
- [Goemon blushes]
- Daisuke Jigen: You're as straightforward as ever.
- Arsene Lupin III: Okay, this should slow her down.
- [a truck slams into Lupin's car. He flips it off]
- Arsene Lupin III: Watch it!
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By what name was Lupin the 3rd: Crisis in Tokyo (1998) officially released in India in English?
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