- Francis Hunter: Put some fresh coffee on, it'll be ready in a minute.
- Roxy Hunter: I think I wanna go to Pamela's, there must be a reason why I was sleep walking to her house.
- Francis Hunter: She's a witch, she cast a spell on you!
- Roxy Hunter: Why would she do that?
- Francis Hunter: Spite! She's jealous!
- Roxy Hunter: Of what? All our money, the furniture? Maybe she could help.
- Francis Hunter: Let me be the one to help you.
- Roxy Hunter: I know you want to help me but you can't just kiss me and make it better. Not this time.
- Francis Hunter: Oh, I can try!
- Roxy Hunter: Let me see her, please. Please!
- Mayor Pete Braga: The truth is, I am your father.
- Roxy Hunter: Why are you telling me this now?
- Mayor Pete Braga: Because you deserve to know. I would've told you years ago but I didn't out of respect for your mother.
- Roxy Hunter: Out of respect? All those years living in that fancy house, watching me grow up in that shitty trailer! Was that out of respect for my mum too?
- Mayor Pete Braga: I deserved that.
- Roxy Hunter: You deserve a lot worse.
- Rose Bernini: Yvonne, you've had a lot of experience with, you know, men.
- Yvonne Bernini: Uh huh.
- Rose Bernini: and I was just wondering if I could ask you a little bit of advice about... .
- Yvonne Bernini: Spit it out, Rose.
- Rose Bernini: ....about men.
- Yvonne Bernini: That's my advice. Spit it out, never swallow.
- Rose Bernini: I'm gonna go put the kettle on.
- Francis Hunter: I wanna talk to you.
- Bea Sutton: Francis, no one likes a pointer.
- Francis Hunter: Did you know that she's a witch? She is after my Roxy with her black magic?
- Pamela Harman: I don't practice black magic and I'm not after Roxy.
- Francis Hunter: Candles... , and evil spells. I know all about you. You're sick!
- Pamela Harman: I was trying to make her feel better.
- Francis Hunter: Do you know that Mrs. Walker has two cats missing? It's probably some kind of animal sacrifice or something. And what about... dancing around naked in the woods?
- Bea Sutton: She doesn't do that!
- Pamela Harman: Actually, I... , I do that.
- Mayor Pete Braga: I want Paradise Falls to have a great big duck in the middle of town so that when people walk by the big f**kin' duck they say 'Honey, look at that big f**kin' duck. Let's get a picture of it.
- Billy Hunter: Well they can... , they can take a picture of my loon.
- Mayor Pete Braga: It's not even flying, it's standing on its feet spreading its... wings.
- Billy Hunter: It's supposed to be Christ-like.
- Mayor Pete Braga: Are you mad?
- Pamela Harman: I'd like to talk with Pete, please.
- Jessica Lansing: Pete's not around. Pete doesn't want to talk to you. He doesn't even want to see you and I don't blame him. Last night he said to me it was like he hadn't been with a woman for years. Come to think of it, he hadn't!
- Pamela Harman: We're both women, Jessica...... but only one of us is a lady!
- Jessica Lansing: Bea! You want to see my new ring? It's a little big. I think it was designed for someone with sausage fingers. You will come to the wedding, won't you? Pete's going to need a best man.
- Mayor Pete Braga: Can I say you look marvelous?
- Rusty Sinclair: What do you want?
- Mayor Pete Braga: You're not still upset about having to change a few movie locations, are you?
- Rusty Sinclair: All! All of our movie locations.
- Mayor Pete Braga: Paradise Falls will give you everything you want, and if it doesn't... I will.
- Rusty Sinclair: What do you want?
- Mayor Pete Braga: Well, we're having an art exhibit unveiled in two days in the park, and I want you to do the honours.
- Rusty Sinclair: What is it?
- Mayor Pete Braga: It's a duck!
- Rusty Sinclair: A duck?
- Mayor Pete Braga: Well, not just a duck. It's... a giant duck.
- Rusty Sinclair: Ooh!
- Mayor Pete Braga: It's a great big piece of duck art.
- Rusty Sinclair: Why should I do this for you?
- Mayor Pete Braga: Because I would be personally gratified. And it could show your support for the arts... and we're planning to have a lot of national press.
- Rusty Sinclair: What time?
- Rusty Sinclair: 2 o'clock Friday.
- Rusty Sinclair: I''ll be there.
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