Total Reality

If the idea of a low budget, highly derivative PM Entertainment-esque Sci-actioner starring, David Bradley and, Kelly Osbourne lookie Likie, Misa Kaprova sounds remotely appealing, then actually watching 'Total Reality' is the very least of your problems!!! Four death row sentenced rebel fighters alakazam 200 years back to 90s Portland in order to frag future-altering rapscallion, Thomas Kretschmann with explosive gizmos implanted in their necks!!!?? The purloined, piffle-plastered plot is a no-brainer in a very literal sense, if Phillip Roth's 'Total Reality' were a type of confectionary, and cliché, sprinkles, it would, perhaps, be nigh on indigestible to many, BUT, should any share my masochistic, marmite movie-loving obsession, there is some righteous B-Movie crap-nip herein! While hunky hero, David Bradley 'aint ever gonna win any acting dynamo of the year awards, spunky sidekick, Ely Pouset,has enough voltage for the both of 'em!!!! Come on now???!!! Any time-terminating, evil empire thwarting, cheese-a-tronic shoot 'em up featuring the embolism-inducing utterance of 'everywhere you go things blow up!!!??? Can't be ALL bad, can it???