- William McGonagall: But for my age I too would have joined your army.
- Queen Victoria: Oh come now, Mr McGonagall. You're only 45.
- William McGonagall: Aye, that's my age but I do not...
- Queen Victoria: Oh come now, join up. Join up and travel to distant and exotic places. Meet interesting and exciting people, and then kill them.
Contribute to this page
Suggest an edit or add missing content
