- Martha: You insult my intelligence by introducing that woman as Mrs Harvey Crothers... and then again as Mrs Hudson when she's sleeping here in your cabin. As Ambassador to Saudi Arabia, it is not exactly comme il faut... to include in your entourage, the mistress of a gangster. A prostitute.
- Ogden: I wonder what your fate would have been in similar circumstances.
- Miss Gaulswallow: [as John Felix enters her room with flowers, sees her and swiftly exits] What's that? Something flew in, then flew out. Must've been a bat. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- Crawford: Harvey says not to wait for him for lunch. He's not feeling too well. I think he's got an upset stomach.
- Ogden: I've got a little upset stomach myself.
- Hudson: Excuse me sir - the kitchen will be closed in 10 minutes.
- Ogden: [hands him the menu order card] Oh, well here it is.
- Hudson: [reads the checked menu items] Chicken ala king, potato au gratin, string beans, cauliflower, glass of milk and caramelized ice cream... with hot chocolate sauce, huh?
- Ogden: That's about it.
- Crawford: Well, that's not bad for an upset stomach.
- John Felix: I don't know you.
- Harvey: Of course you do, you've been talking to my sister all night.
- John Felix: That's not your sister.
- Harvey: It's not my uncle.