Micro-Phonies (1945)

Moe Howard: Moe

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Quotes 

• [making a mock broadcast] 

  Moe : Use Gritto, radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you've been working... if your hands -don't- have that dishpan look, hmm?

  [chuckles] 

  Moe : Put a box of Gritto in a glass of water, then listen to it fizz...

  [Larry and Curly honk a large horn. Moe is irked] 

  Moe : Dopes. Remember, Gritto spelled sideways, is 'ot-tri-gruh-guh-guhhh'.

• Moe : [in the studio room, at the microphone]  Oh, a micro-phoney.

  Curly : [about Moe]  And a phoney at the mic!

• Moe : Quiet, you numbskulls, I'm broadcasting.

• Mrs. Bixby : My dear, would you care to go to the powder room?

  Moe : Oh, no, no, she always looks like that.

• Moe : The senorita's lost her voice.

  Mrs. Bixby : What is it, laryngitis?

  Moe : No, fallen arches.

• Moe : We eluded them.

  Curly : Yeah, we got away too.

• Moe : Money? Did you say money?

  Curly : I remember the stuff.

• Moe : Why didn't he quit? Let's give him a salvo.