- Pete Wells: Well, it was a swell little party while it lasted. Huh? I tell ya I've recaptured more illusions than you can shake a cocktail at.
- Alan Chandler: I'll say you have.
- Pete Wells: Ah, the fun's all over. Hi-ho. And once more I've become the respectable businessman from Pasadena. Hi-ho, again.
- Swimsuit Girl #1: Look girls! There's a he-man on the premise.
- Swimsuit Girl #2: He has that certain air, we French call savior faire.
- Swimsuit Girl #3: Oh, he's supposed to be the husband's nemesis.
- Swimsuit Girl #4: He's quite the gay-boy type! Excited playboy type.
- Swimsuit Girl #5: The thought that does disparage, is you cannot count on marriage, with this gay Don Juan.
- Elsa Von Rader: In Europe, when you make love to a woman, you call her up and take a walk with her and then you take her to tea.
- Alan Chandler: Yes. If you like tea.
- Pete Wells: How am I going to explain two women in my room?
- Alan Chandler: You know how to explain one woman in your room don't you?
- Pete Wells: Well, maybe.
- Alan Chandler: Well, just double it.
- Pete Wells: All right, if you're going to make it tough, I'll give each of you $500 when we get to Havana.
- Zoe: Okay, that's the cheapest hush-up you ever bought.
- Hickey: Sure! They're your "nieces", you see. They're traveling with you.
- Pete Wells: My "nieces"? Ah, no. That's such a old one.
- Hickey: Well, I used it my last trip. But, it's still good.
- Pete Wells: Well, I can't imagine it; but, I'm really desperate. But, the idea is they mustn't be seen by anybody on board. You understand?
- Hickey: Well, I'll take their clothes. They can't go out without their clothes on, can they?
- Pete Wells: Oh, you don't know my "nieces".
- Hickey: Remember: you're his "nieces" now. You must call him "Uncle" Pete.
- Zoe: You should hear what I'm gonna call him when I see him. What'd he lock us up in here for and steal our clothes?
- Hickey: Steal 'em? Why he probably threw them overboard last night.
- Vera: It's possible, Zoe. You know whenever you get a few drinks and you always want to take your clothes off.
- Elsa Von Rader: Bide your time, you'll find I'm really not a prude.
- Alan Chandler: It's not just blue pajamas that create a mood.
- Maid #1: [listening outside the cabin door] The weather is hotter, we're near the Bahamas.
- Maid #2: I think it's pajamas and not the Bahamas, that's making the weather so hot!
- Elsa Von Rader: I understand. You want the little school teacher instead of me. It's all right. That was our agreement, n'est pas? Well, at least it was I who taught you how to make love.
- [kiss]
- Elsa Von Rader: Auf Wiedersehen.
- Laurie Marlowe: Will you expect me to call on you at midnight?
- Alan Chandler: Expect? I'll insist upon it. Won't you say yes?
- Laurie Marlowe: Maybe.
- Alan Chandler: Is that the only reason you came?
- Laurie Marlowe: Well, I'm a school teacher and my speciality is research.
- Alan Chandler: Oh, but I'm a very bad specimen.
- Laurie Marlowe: Oh, no you're not. You are the perfect example of what every young girl should know.
- Alan Chandler: All right, when do we start?
- Laurie Marlowe: Start?
- Alan Chandler: Sure. I'm waiting to be put under the microscope and dissected.
- Laurie Marlowe: You would look funny all torn apart.
- Alan Chandler: But, I've got a better idea. A scientist is always examining the worm. Why not reverse it? Let's have the worm examine the scientist.
- Alan Chandler: [singing] Isn't this a night for love? Isn't this just right for love, dear? Isn't that a friendly moon on high, In the sky of blue? Isn't this a gay romance? Just to think it came by chance, dear...
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