SECRETS OF A CALL GIRL is an odd little Italian drama, playing out in part as a Eurocrime movie complete with Richard Conte as a mafia boss. However, for most of the running time this is a slow-moving character drama involving Edwige Fenech's unlucky in love girl, who falls in with a real creep of a character before finding love elsewhere - but is it too late? Drug smuggling and prostitution are the order of the day here, none of it particularly appealing, and as usual the only thing they know to do with Fenech is make her strip. The ending is unique, I'll give it that.