weird cocktail of white guilt, bad group therapy, and unintentional subtextual devil worship—god of death GoT type shit. how do you make the least iconic, most conservative horror (non-)heroine of all time into a legitimate legacy character? girlbossify, i suppose. and mutilate so we know it’s serious. Scream 5 is one of the worst movies ever made but the existence of this movie further vindicates its thesis, elevating what was once just symptomatic to diagnostic. is quality a sliding scale?