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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024 2

  Collet-serra has always been ahead of everyone else when it comes to showing text messages on screen I love his little texting and driving visual gag here. Taron Egerton's so good in this too I've never seen a more nervous man in my life.

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★ Watched 24 Dec 2024 5

  Boring and awful and horrible absolute snoozefest worst possible movie to put on at a christmas party no one cared when venom started singing and no one cared when abba came on and venom started his Last Dance, no one cared about the epic conclusion because it was so dark you couldn't see anything on the TV, I had a great night though merry christmas!

Popular reviews

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2015 99

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  Memories of Murder 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Oct 2017 88

  In America they catch criminals by using their brains, here we rely on our feet, except we're always drop kicking the wrong suspects. In America they search for evidence, we have no need for that here, I can know who's guilty by simply staring into their eyes, except my own eyes have betrayed me time and time again, especially at the most crucial moment. Shit, shit, shit, it's so hard to tell. Documents do not lie, except when the information…