i hate ryan reynolds’ deadpool so much it actually felt liberating to hear wolverine say “you know what? you’re a fucking joke. no wonder the avengers didn't take you. or the xmen, and they’ll take fucking anyone. i mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. i have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life, and that says a lot because i’ve been alive for more than 200 fucking years. and i’ll tell you, that bald chick was right about one thing: you will never save the world! you couldn’t even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! and motherfucker, i wish i could say you’d die alone, but it’s one of God’s best jokes that you can’t die, except that’s on all of us!”