ariel

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woman with internet access who enjoys movies

Favorite films

  • Moonstruck
  • Mikey and Nicky
  • Safe
  • Phantom Thread

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  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

  • The Straight Story

  • Two-Minute Warning

  • The Crow

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    the competition is stiff but i do believe the crowd at vidiots may be the most consistently annoying moviegoers in all of LA

  • Two-Minute Warning

    Two-Minute Warning

    only watched for john & gena, who almost definitely only did this movie to recoup the money they spent on making a woman under the influence. i bet john hated every minute of it. (i, on the other hand, enjoyed seeing him wear a super deep v-neck and some goofy cop sunglasses)

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  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    they are simply going to have to create an oscar for dogs

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    sat fully upright and didn’t move for the entire runtime. marty is the master for a reason: no one else can do what he does. the way this film is in conversation with his other work — about the ideological project of america, about love, about evil, about complicity — is staggering. lily gladstone is fucking spellbinding. i wept so much for mollie. she and her family are the soul of this thing; as the film moved further away from…