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Curse of the Blue Lights 1988
Regional fun house (spook house) carnival tableaus lurch to life, and we do mean lurch, but you can’t hate something with so much gumption.
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Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin 1970
Impressively boring given how juvenile and incident-filled it is. Does perk up for the finale—as do most Italian genre pictures.
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Mank 2020
Mank as empathy police patrolling the mean streets of Hollywood tsk-tsking all the wrong types of status signaling. Oldman channels Stephen Colbert to play the alcoholic screenwriter and it plays as badly as you'd imagine. The scowling "That's not who we are!" Obama era insipidness permeates every blown out *HI DYNAMIC RANGE* image. All the big moments feel like modern day shitthatneverhappened.TXT. I wonder if there was a deleted scene where Mank related his 7 year old daughter's distaste of…
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Soul 2020
Another repulsive piece of fiction from Pixar. Soulless platitudes for the godless corporate audience. There’s no purpose, exclaims the elites (who harbor purpose and power only for themselves) and the bugman, in excruciating relief, cries tears of thanks. Liking this movie is tantamount to dancing for your sadistic master.
