🥥🌴🐱Andrew Chrzanowski🐱🌴🥥

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Favorite films

  • Le Trou
  • Lake Michigan Monster
  • La Ceremonie
  • Torment

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  • Billy & Molly: An Otter Love Story

    ★★★½

  • Path of the Panther

    ★★★½

  • Lion: The Rise and Fall of the Marsh Pride

    ★★★

  • Bacall on Bogart

    ★★★

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  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    EDIT: I'm backing away, perhaps for good. I do not want my friends attacked or questioned about something that has nothing to do with them.

    I chose to delete lists that featured you all, and I'm sorry for losing that history but the vitriol was too much. It was not fair to you. You can carry on without me.

    Again, I'm happy to talk with those who have my contact information. I'm sorry it has to be this way.

    ORIGINAL…

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    Well, here it is. My first and only Paint Drying entry. Happy New Year.

    I write with news, or at least changes, as they are necessary for my mental and physical health (healths?) while we turn the page into 2024.

    I love movies. I love writing here maybe a little more than that. I love talking to you friends even more than that. But I need to prioritize the priorities thenceforth. It’s why I have to take something of a…

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  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★★★

    🎉"Old woman!"
    "Man."
    "Sorry. Old man! Who lives in that castle?"
    "I'm 37!"
    "What?"
    "I'm 37, I'm not old!"
    "Well, I can't just call you 'man'."
    "Well, you could say 'Dennis'."
    "I didn't know you were called Dennis."
    "Well you never bothered to find out, did you?"
    🎉

    I've been waiting my whole life to use that quote on my birthday! I'm 37, I'm not old! But my name still isn't Dennis.

    Part of Terry Gilliam ranked.
    Part of Terry Jones ranked.
    Part of My Subjective List of the Best Narrative Films.

  • Frozen II

    Frozen II

    ★★

    The screen glows white in the theatre tonight
    Not a cellphone to be seen
    A film devoid of imagination
    And it needs to be in quarantine

    My face is scowling like a raging storm inside
    Couldn't make it good, heaven knows they tried

    Don't let them in, don't let them see
    Be the good film Frozen I was to me
    Raw deal, this reel, don't let them know
    Well, now they know

    Don't you go, don't you go
    Can't say…