Favorite films

Pinned reviews

• 

  Barbarella 1968

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Apr 2018 5

  this movie has the exact same plot as APOCALYPSE NOW

• 

  Now, Voyager 1942

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jun 2016

  ::phone rings::

  "Hello? Yes, this is the character portrayed by Paul Henreid in NOW, VOYAGER. What's that? Oh, yes, you're the doctor from the sanitarium where my young daughter is a patient. What's that, doctor? You've fired the nurse looking after my daughter? And…you're going to let the patient next door to my daughter be in charge of my daughter's care? Uh-huh. I see. And then you're going to let my daughter move in with them at the beginning of…

Recent reviews

• 

  Hollywood Shuffle 1987

  ★★★½ Rewatched 01 Feb 2025

  “Yeah it sends chills down my spine every time I say it—Winky Dinky Dog.” 

• 

  Keeping Up with the Joneses 2016

  ★ Watched 01 Feb 2025 2

  I can't believe Greg Mottola directed this; it's so flat and lifeless and a real "your goat is washed" moment. The comedy at the beginning is actually dire, and when the action scenes kick in, it actually makes it mildly more palatable. The reveal of The Scorpion at the end also provides a little bit of a chuckle, but it's way too little too late by that point. The main cast aren't necessarily "bad" (minus one glaring standout, you know…

Popular reviews

• 

  Before Sunset 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2013 20

  Turns out I've never had a conversation before.

• 

  Aliens 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Aug 2015 47

  Did the math, and I do believe, on a purely technical level, "Get away from her you bitch!" does in fact pass the Bechdel test.