Josh

Josh Patron

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • The Batman

Recent activity

All
  • Captain America: Civil War

    ★★

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★★★

  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    ★★★½

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★★★★

Pinned reviews

More
  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    “Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. But I’m there too, watching. Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It’s a big city. I can’t be everywhere. We have a signal now, for when I’m needed. But when that light hits the sky, it’s not just a call. It’s a…

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★★★★

    “That farmer’s dream is all that some people have. It’s all that gives them hope. This means something.”

    Ultimate Edition

    We’ve all been living in denial. There’s a harsh truth we all have to face eventually. And it’s about our icons. Our legends. Our heroes. They are not infallible. They are not perfect. They fuck up. They fail. They are human. There are many artists who understand this sentiment. Rian Johnson. M. Night Shyamalan. Denis Villeneuve. Lana and Lilly Wachowski.…

Recent reviews

More
  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    ★★

    “This job… We try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn’t mean everybody. But if we can’t find a way to live with that… then next time… maybe nobody gets saved.”

    Captain America trilogy rewatch

    I… did not expect this. I have loved this movie since it came out so this is such a strange feeling. It just didn’t work for me upon rewatch. 

    First off, though, I’ll talk about what I like because there is…

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★★★

    “Attention all S.H.I.E.L.D agents. This is Steve Rogers. You’ve heard a lot about me over the last few days. Some of you were even ordered to hunt me down. But I think it’s time you know the truth. S.H.I.E.L.D is not what we thought it was. It’s been taken over by HYDRA. Alexander Pierce is their leader. The S.T.R.I.K.E and Insight crew are HYDRA as well. I don’t know how many more. But I know they’re in the building. They…

Popular reviews

More
  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ½

    There’s a part where Red Guardian speaks in Russian and there’s white subtitles, but there’s snow in front of them so you can’t read the subtitles. I think that about sums up the quality of this movie pretty well

  • Loki

    Loki

    ½

    EDIT: My previous review was a bit dramatic but this show is still balls