I can’t believe he made her dress like Flo from Progressive  

Secret Screening @ AMC Scream Unseen

Definitely the best video game adaptation movie. I mean, I don’t recall many of them getting a trilogy like this.

This is really what going through TSA feels like

When we walked out of the theaters my mom said “WHAT THE HELL WAS YHAT”

Dear The Merry Gentlemen,

Despite your negatively formulaic approach to a Christmas movie, you actually weren't too bad. I honestly don't quite get your hate as you aren't too much different from other Hallmark movies. Despite me being a straight, white male, all of your actors looked the part, you could essentially grate cheese on those muscles. While your plot was fun and unique enough, you didn't stray at all. Other than your weak, predictable romance angle, you had nothing going on other than stripping, no one had any character or personality and apparently nothing else was going on in this world you created.

- True_kieran

At first I was watching but then I sat my white ass down and started listening

Still fun and refreshing. I did not expect Hayley Atwell to be American lol.

Oh boy I love an entirely green screened Christmas movie

I feel like I’ve seen this before I can’t explain it

If Finn Wittrock approached me in a clearing I would have done a flip off the edge

Great year for cunty horror stars

I prayed for this