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  • Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl

    ★½

  • 616 Wilford Lane

  • Cruiser

  • Global Meltdown

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  • My Massive Cock

    My Massive Cock

    ★★★★★

    I saw this title and I was like this is going to be hilarious. What I discovered though is an absolute tear jerker. It's truly tragic that these dudes have such giant dicks that people don't even care about their personalities and it's hard to find love. I wept , honestly. It's like my boy Joe, for example, can't find sweat pants big enough to not show his massive 10 inch hog. Everyone just stares because of how tight his…

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  • Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl

    Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl

    ★½

    #BIGbitch.

    I don't know how they can tell how tall she is, they never measure her height.

  • 616 Wilford Lane

    616 Wilford Lane

    Paranormal Stock Footage Activity. Very low IQ incestuous and horny junk that must have been made by an AI whose prompt broke two thirds of the way into compiling the script.

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  • Timecrimes

    Timecrimes

    ★★★

    I thought at the beginning when he got into the cum hot tub time machine with those binoculars that he was going to turn half human half binoculars. A man can dream, okay! But yeah I'm confused why he doesn't travel like 13 years into the future and commit the crimes on January 6th, not like those count and he'd just be pardoned.

  • Dinner in America

    Dinner in America

    ★★★★★

    Hyper exaggerated suburban decay as a backdrop to a couple of outcasts of society falling in love. Authentic, angry and vulgar in the best way possible. One of the best romcoms and certifiably punk fucking rock.

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