• Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    ½

    suffered my way through this just to rant about how terrible this actually was. this show has some of the most uninteresting, hollow, 2 dimensional, characters i have ever watched. if you’re doing a slow burn, the characters HAVE to be worth watching and i genuinely didn’t care about any of them. the monologues were pretentious and annoying. it was like mike flanagan wrote down every single thought he’s ever had on death and asked himself how he could fit…

  • Black Rock

    Black Rock

    ½

    bad movie, terrible movie, why was this movie made? it sucked ass❤️

  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    ½

    i keep watching this expecting nix to be the end credit scene, holding a gun to a doctor as they stitch her fingers back on, but then it never comes? why does it never come?🤔

  • The Turning

    The Turning

    ½

    what the fuck........

  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass

    ½

    far too much grass, far too much i*cest

  • The Nun

    The Nun

    ½

    i was more entertained by the bye bye man if i’m being honest. at least the bye bye man was funny. this wasn’t scary or funny or well acted (sorry taissa farmiga). this was a stain on the conjuring cinematic universe and i will be forgetting all about it starting right now.

  • The Perfection

    The Perfection

    ½

    this is exactly like red sparrow in that- men love watching women suffer and calling it feminism

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare

    ½

    thought this was the one with lucy hale and tyler posey

  • The Bye Bye Man

    The Bye Bye Man

    ½

    maybe the worst movie i’ve ever seen, and i’ve willingly watched howard the duck (1986) three times

  • Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy

    Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy

    talking about climate change and the top companies being evil while also using AI lol

  • Night Swim

    Night Swim

    why didn’t kerry condon just piss on the demons

  • The Friendship Game

    The Friendship Game

    ok